So I decide to go to the ATM and get some money for the next few days, knowing full well banks will be closed until Wednesday. I'm a member of Pentagon's Credit Union, but I decided to stop at this local Suntrust's ATM to get the money. Well, as I'm waitin, the damn machine keeps my card and says, "Contact your Bank; unauthorized use of this card."

O BOY

I call the Pentagon Credit Union and the lady says my account and everything is all clear. She had no idea why they'd keep my debit card. Well, luckily, she said she could Western Union my money to me in an hour.

For a minute there, I thought I was gonna have to go 3 days without money for the 4th of July holiday.

BOGUS MAN

BOGUS.

Goofy shit.