Damn my shit gets me FUCKED UP like I mixed yayo & hard weed
And the only bad herb I ever smoked was Hotshh! in KORV
So it's best you know, ya can't even test this, bro
Cuz i've seen more Northern Lights then a fucking Eskimo
My shit's the top of the top grade, never plants is higher
So i'm quick to light up the Dutch like I set the Netherlands on fire
You must be joking for stares, cuz i've BEEN tokin' my share
Man, i've burnt enough trees to piss of Smokey The Bear
You're more experienced with the joint? Nah, I hold it tight
Though Tav will ALWAYS rip a joint
...cuz he dosn't know how to hold it right!
Ya don't know how to roll it, right? Figures why you're panicking
Dawg, I roll so many cones you know i'm trafficking
Homie, your pot is embarrassing, so hide your plants cuz...
...I love Mary Jane more then Spiderman does
You must be joking me, you aint toking trees
Just read the scientific name, Maryjuanna get smoked by ME
You're dumb and blind, so in this battle i'll come and shine
Since your weed has more seeds then every pregnant bitch combined
I smuggle it, got dro EVERYWHERE in my house, ya owned yet?
Bro I got my drawers stuffed with more pot then a home chef
We won't see this boy whore me, i'll be annoyed shortly
Cuz my Buzz is Lightyears ahead of yours
...and I aint talking Toy Story
You thuggin' out? Selling drugs? Nah i'll have you duck n' shout
While I walk around with such a big buzzzzzz it's no wonder i'm buggin' out
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v.s

The Dutchmaster, they burn slower, yep that'll be me
Shit Im barely into smoking Philly when we battle in leagues
And even then the smell of the bud still linger
Mary J is my bitch <-- yet I couldnt give two fucks for the singer
Look Ima pothead, doing what smokers supposed to do
You a pothead, cuz ya barber ran outta bowls to use
^See? I'm braindead and its all my fault
I've taken enuff pipehits to get my fucking weed charged with assault
And if I ran outta herb guaranteed I'm still sparking
with more roaches in my ashtray then a ghetto apartment
Some job interviews I've ended up bailing for reason
fuck a drug test I'm screaming out "I failed!" and I'm leaving
I stay high spitting lyrics let the weed write for me
more stoned on friday nights then sinners in bible stories
I'll spare you......... getting twisted, well who cares fool?
Jack its true your weedwacker than lawn care tools
How dare you? calm down kid you walking too hard
I burn bushes like what Moses saw.....talking to God
Im driving on the highway with piff so spongey
when the cops pull me over and take a whiff, they get the munchies
Save your weed terms kid, I wont bother to ask
You thought 4:20 meant you had 80$ dollars in cash
(22)


LMAO this battle was so dope. seriously. Even tho I ain't a weedhead, i got a lot of friends who do that shit, so I understand most of those. Both of you came dope as fuck and kept me laughing. this was fuckin' ill ass battle. JTR I got havin' one more quotable. you both my nuccas. so good job to both. i'd vote this shit in in a hurry. illl job by both tho. feelin' it

v/JTR