for the last hour I had some how convinced myself that I had herpes
I was crying and shit and everything
then my brother told me and I was like
"man, I think I have herpes"
and he goes
"why's that?"
and I responded
"remember I told you that bump I had? I thought it was an in grown hair, but now I got another one"
and he laughed and was like
"you dont have herpes, go on the internet and look at some pictures of how herpes really look"

so I did and I damn near threw up my cereal.
thank god I dont have herpes, but wtf @ ingrown hairs and shit?

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