i'll start off

[A man walks into a bar with a 40 in his hand and yells who wants some of this!!!! this is the best s*** u gon ever drink see watch this!!! he walks out of the window 60 stories in the air nd a couple of moments later walks in the back door and yells tadaaaaaaaaaaa, a woman at the bar says, give me some of dat she takes it and downs the whole bottle, walks out the window and falls 60 stories to her death, the bartender who is washing the tables looks up laughing ans says...................superman...you a crazy mofo!!]

now u go!

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