LBL Bounty #1

JOHN HENSLEY

John Hensley has been chosen as the first LBL bounty. The LBL bounty is chosen after reading every verse during the week and picking one of the best. Your goal is to feed off his verse and write a verse which would have beaten him this week.

JOHN HENSLEY's Verse This Week:

Quote:

LYNNKINGPIN: i pray everyday lol

That's a keyword fellas, and Glocks needs another plan.
He isn't praying..
.. but he IS on his knees with his mouth open thankin another man.
You've won 9 straight, but ain't makin any clout.
I haven't seen a streak that easy..
.. since your mom and sister ran naked through my house.
^^I won't be a hypocrite but listen kid, you should pipe down.
I'd give ya shit for beating no-names.. if that wasn't what i'm doing right now
I don't know if your gay, but in this case, look at this shit.
I'll win, and this'll be a G-loss that'll mimic the shit you put on ya lips..
You claim you AIN'T a rider, but you got a vain disorder.
Cuz you've been harassin my dick for so long it's filing a restrainin' order.
As far as wording goes, face it bitch, you suck with it.
Shit's scrambled so much.. Vince Young and Vick are hittin you up for tips.
Takin ya down for the 10 count with out of the world rhymes.
Now ya seein' flashing numbers..
... like my answering machine after i gave ya girl mine.
I used to hype you right, i remember sayin this guy was tight.
I hate to go back on my words.. but u should do it after every single line u write.
See, killin you and hidin the body really isn't nothin to me.
Search parties'll get a christmas gift when they find you wrapped up under a tree.
It's a loss for ya buddy, i don't mean to make ya world end.
But if you want another belt.. i left a couple of em' strapped to ya girls bed.

JH.

RULES OF THE LBL BOUNTY

Who May Compete: ANYONE!!! League competitors are encouraged to do this, but everyone is eligible including people not currently in the league.

Due Date: The bounty is due at 10:00 AM EST 12/24. In other words, right before I close battles for this week.

Determining a Winner: The goal is to beat John Hensley's verse. I will read every verse posted in the bounty thread. If I feel no one beat it, you all have failed at the bounty, and he will likely be chosen again next week. If I feel there was at least 1 better verse than John Hensley's in the thread, the best verse will be the winner.

Prizes: The winner of this will get a free win added to their record. If you win three of these in a row, I will consider giving a free title shot, though I haven't decided yet, but you will definitely get the free win.

Line Limit: John Hensley went 20 lines so that is your limit. You may go under that, but your chances of winning are less if you do so. You may not go over

Feeding: Feeding is allowed and encouraged. You may do as much of it as you wish.

I'm hoping this will give everyone something fun to do when there are no verses to write. I'm also hoping this will inspire many of you who didn't have great opponents this week to now write because you have a tough verse to beat.

Good Luck.