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01-02-07, 05:23 PM | #1 | |
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LBL Magazine (31st December 2006)
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Intro This week was okay. There were some no-shows, but also some pretty dope verses out there with the special event. Not the most exciting week with the holiday season obviously taking precedence over rap battling, but not a bad week either. Sorry for this taking awhile to go up, you guys can count on me being on time in the future, this was just a crazy week for me. As a reward, I am giving you all a very detailed magazine. Here is what went down. The LBL Cypher The cypher was not looking very good last week until I saw that Nick Fletcher posted I think 144 lines within 3 posts! He pretty easily ran away with it this week. Here was the best from the cypher from last week. Nick Fletcher Saw your cypher drops to, and it seems they expose the truth How they mimic your sex life.. .. AKA they take 5 minutes and still fail to produce Vitticus, I half-assed and lost to this guy.. but I'll still rope 'n' hook this wussy 'Coz I thought it was V For Vendetta... not fucking V For Virtually a Total Fucking Pussy I'm serious Artistik, you've fallen off completely so now your rhymes lack But they say wackness is an art... or is that Art is just fucking wack? I'll smash you regardless, your weak and gay, thats the truth, putz 'Coz we don't need no elephants to see Trunks coppin' them nuts One guy I like though is Ali G... this guy always gets me in a laughin trance So I have but one question... Your from Staines, so do you mean the place or the ones in your pants?? Something I find ironic though, is that him and wordz are never mean So we've got two almighty Godz who are two of the weakest battlers I've ever seen. And that chink bitch from the movie, she inspires my punches to smash See her name was Wai Lin - - which is exactly what I'll be doing on your homo ass. Faime likes to rape this cypher, but he'll get beat yet With a colossal amount of lines.. .. to rival the amount of times he's had his LBL record reset But my apologies go out to Trus, and Wordz his homo spouse 'Coz I tossed a verse to the heap to get scrapped - and demolished half their house Trus ain't that pathetic.. its wordz this bar'll rip See I was keeping this bar special to show the word his wack ass couldn't flip Wordz, don't you know I'm your father.. although I regret the marriage To your moms 'coz she sounds so hoarse.. .. they strapped reigns on her and got her to pull the carriage. Stupid bitch! I'll mash your ass.. you can't climb at me, ure talents fewer And your so poor the only thing you can climate.. .. is the fucking ladder that leads out of your sewer. GREVISS must be a herb.. and his skills are unbelievable ass But his bars do make the world stand up... for a better aim when they start throwin trash I'll admit, I probably dropped say 15 bars that came lookin' worse But you also dropped 15 played bars.. .. and that's all you fucking wrote for that verse And Pros you suck to.. and like your key shows when ure done rhymin The crowd is filled with "waahh!".. .. 'coz your so fucking trash even the babies are cryin Comedian why would DaTrus let in another fucking trash bitch? Ya alias covers ya identity, but next time try to cover up your wackness i'll rattle ya dawg when i start battlin' pawns you wanted concrete skills so you watered gravel in lawns you can try and fuck with me... but this hoes shook but it'd be like the link to ya profile, leading to no good virgin, iGetLaid & iGetChicks, so don't even lie dawg the fact is - your Mac skills are even smaller than an iPod tiger woods/par; elephants/trunks - this whore's retarded yeah, i get it "maybe if i drop a lot they'll excuse me for this garbage" you think you won this with that trash, i'm here to drop this lame this bitch will be the first faggot to add his cypher verse to a wall of fame Wordz Ahgod 'Coz wireless lacks skills, he'll get slaped and killed, bottom line...u lose And I'll give this fag a blackeye to match with his wireless bluetooth Vitticus My bars ruin your plans drop you where you stand, in a pile of shit son This bitch must be a Detroit fan... Because he'd be Lion if he said his wack ass bars aint being Piston! Wordz Ahgod Your too late to diss, I'll discombobulate your spine and hips Then cut crime in half...like if I finished every line with this...// Prosecuter nameplays will do this time,cuz i just steady my aim I'll commit a crime,but reading ur lines got me lookin insane Grats Nick! That’s your 4th win from last week. You mentioned in the cypher you wanted a loss removed. I will take away one of your losses when your next match gets setup. Last Week’s Battle Reviews LBL Championship Match: 1. John Hensley (9-1) vs 2. Format (4-0) I didn’t think this battle was as one-sided as many of the voters claimed it was, but Hensley ended up winning. Format came fairly consistent, but just didn’t have much that was good enough to be quotable. Hensley could come better, but had enough dope bars to retain his title. LBL Contendership Match: 3. DaTrusHurtz (19-2) vs. Wordz Ahgod (3-0) This was a pretty good battle if I do say so myself. The competitors agreed to a concept flipping battle with words provided by Kempo. Wordz came pretty decent, one of the better verses he’s dropped. He put up a good fight, but in the end all the voters agreed that Trus had more quotables. 5. Appocolyptik (3-0) vs. 6. Ace Heratoga (6-3) This battle was agreed to be a battle of the Bonds with Pierce Brosnan vs. Sean Connery. Appocolyptik dropped a 30 line verse which was really dope. Unfortunately, it went to waste as Ace Heratoga no-shows and Appocolyptik got the no-show win. 7. Sonny Dimebags (17-8) vs 8. Feeble Minded (2-1) I thought this would be one of the better battles of the week, but it was disappointing. Sonny’s verse wasn’t that good, and I shook my head when I saw he used a played FM/Radio line. However, Feeble came really bland and played. He prolly thinks he was robbed, but I dunno, he didn’t have anything that was good enough to take this battle. Sonny ended up winning. 9. Phil Benjamin (5-2) vs 10. Ali G (2-0) Ali G no-showed so Phil Benjamin won. 11. Final (2-0) vs 12. Blacksilence (3-2) This battle was pretty close, but I felt it was more frontlines quality than really league quality. It was only 10 lines and both competitors came a bit played. Final was more consistent, though, and had more quotables so he won. 13. Prosecuter (1-0) vs 14. Lampejo (2-1) Lampejo no-showed so Prosecuter won. 15. Nick Fletcher (6-2) vs 16. Keyed (1-0) Keyed came okay, this wasn’t a bad battle. Unfortunately, he didn’t take the time to put together enough dope bars to really knock down Nick Fletcher. Nick dropped first and had a pretty cool verse. All the voters felt it was good enough for the win. 17. Infamouz (1-0) vs. 18. Wireless (1-0) Another battle that felt kind of front-linesish. Pretty even battle, but Wireless had a few quotables that were pretty solid. Grey Goose idea was cool. Hopefully he can build on that in the future. Infamouz had a wireless nameplay that was okay, but that was really about it. Wireless won this. 19. Stanza (9-12) vs. 20. Vitticus (0-0) Stanza is still struggling to improve and didn’t show any improvement here with a weak verse. Vitticus slowed down as the verse went on, but had some cool lines in between. His get well card line wasn’t worded well, but was a tight idea. Vitticus would have won, but didn’t vote so both people lost. 21. RapGod (0-0) vs. 22.Inhuman (0-0) RapGod no-showed so Inhuman won. 23. Im Dope Man (0-0) vs. 24. Ancel (0-0) Ancel no-showed so Im Dope Man won. 25. REMIS (0-0) vs. 26. Faime S. Quotez (0-0) Lol, this battle was funny. Faime dropped a 10 line verse first. As with most of his verses, it was far too basic and bland to really hit. REMIS dropped 1 bar that was better than Faime’s whole verse. Oddly enough, it wasn’t even a good bar and Faime ended up winning this. 27. GREVISS (0-0) vs. 28. RyP-6 (0-0) RyP-6 no-showed so GREVISS won. 29. Germ (0-1) vs. 30. Thoughts (0-1) Pretty weak battle here, looked like neither person really put any effort into it. Pretty close, though, as both competitors came with fairly played verses. It only got a couple of votes, but Germ ended up taking them. 31. Black_Star (0-0) vs. 32. Shiest Lucia (0-2) Double no-show. Honestly I’m not disappointed, both of these kids would have been booted anyway. Christmas Concept Flipping Battle: Nick Fletcher vs. Keyed Keyed no-showed so Nick Fletcher won. Nick dropped a real dope verse. Serial Killer Battle: Roger Glocks vs. Ace Heratoga Ace Heratoga no-showed so Roger Glocks won. Sports Enemies Battle: Te Ora vs. Joe Native Ace Heratoga no-showes so Roger Glocks won. Fuck You All Battle: Nick Fletcher vs. Wordz Ahgod This battle was decent, it was 40 lines long! Both posted within a day and this really hurt Wordz. His verse looked very much keyed up. He had some really good lines in it, but a lot of concepts which looked very rushed. Nick came real dope, though, as always, and was able to take this. Alcohol Battle: DaTrusHurtz vs. Ace Heratoga Ace Heratoga no-showed so DaTrusHurtz won. Area Code Battle: Sonny Dimebags vs. N. Tavarez This battle was decent. Sonny represented Massachusetts and N. Tavarez represented Rhode Island. Some solid quotables from both, but N. Tavarez ended up winning this. Last edited by DaTrusHurtz : 01-02-07 at 05:46 PM. |
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