a) I have never said or implied that I know everything. In fact, for a long time my title has been "I have a lot to learn..."

b) I quit my job towards the end of last year so that I could attend university, which is why I don't have a job.

c) I don't really need to masturbate often since I am in a long-term relationship.

d) I thought you were a devout Christian? So devout that you are thought of highly by priests and have a positive relationship with a church. I don't think it's good for you to be proclaiming your sins as if they have some kind of merit, let alone trying to use the fact that you sin in a particular way and I don't, as an insult.

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