Are you fucking kidding me? Have you never heard of sauna sausages? Finnish people fucking love saunas, and they love sausage, and they eat sausage before sauna-ing. Plus, I have a Finnish pal who worked on a farm and a pig tried to maul him. Oh, and they're pretty much at the mercy of Russia and Denmark and shit. Plus, they have a kickass mythology. And have you seen their language? It's fucking crazy. It's like 'aaapaelaaeiao voitajja voaklwa', but with a shit load of umlauts and crap.