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Old 01-25-08, 10:52 PM   #1
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So a black guy, a hispanic guy, and Tha Q's in a bar right?

IP:

the black guy says, gimme a pole on the rocks.
the hispanic guy, not knowing english, proceeds to raise his hand in a gesture that is the same as the previous order.


while the bartender says, what the fuck is a pole on the rocks?
Tha Q, quick to reply, says a hard cock and balls.

The black guy and hispanic guy turn towards him, the black guy stunned, the hispanic un-sure what to feel, until he feels Tha Q's hand going up his leg. After about 3 seconds the hispanic understood the intentions but Tha Q mentioned Police. It became clear it was either sex, or jail. The hispanic followed Tha Q to the restroom.

Upon returning, the black guy left and the bartender, being witness, said what did you do to that man?

Tha Q's Response: "Well I didn't set him straight, that's for sure!"

The hispanic man quickly leaves, upset with himself, and the bartender says, "You have serious social issues"

in which Tha Q counters with "At least I can rap better. This IS a rap bar, right?"

The bartender boldly replies: "why yes, yes it is. But the stage is over there. This is the bar."
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