There was a question like "When William the conqueror took over England, what did he do about the English Nobles currently living there."

I said "He pimped slapped those tricks to death and replaced them with his French homies."

I got full marks.... he killed the English Nobles and replaced them with French ones on their land

My teacher is a G loll, College is fucking awesome man!!

I got a question right on a Philosophy quiz saying something like

"In otherwords; Hobbes was player hating on Socrates" lool