Yes my liver will fail me in four and a half years, you're so bang on. So you know, I've only drank three or four times in the last six months and I quit smoking dope about a year ago. It's high school shit kiddo, I've moved on.
Regardless, if I was to have liver failure in four and a half years it'd still be worth all the hot chicks I fucked the shit out of while you were rocking some red highlighted hair hoping to get in the pants of these two ugly cunts.
You're such a talentless, illiterate, unthoughtful, unintelligent, pathetic ugly piece of shit.
Your girlfriend that you love left you so you're a loner in real life and you come on to the internet for comfort, but everybody fucking hates you there too.
Congrats man.
If I was you I'd drink 100x more.