yes. yes. I'm an idiot, i took like 2 perks, and 4 xxanex bars. And went and stood in like for 4 hours yesterday to audition for survivor.

Then i had to fill out a fuckin 8 page application, it had all kinds of fuckin questions on it. I dont really watch the show, its not really one im interested in. But i'm auditioning for it right, so when it asks me. Are you an avid watcher of survivor. Have you missed an episode? A Season? of course, i want to look good, so i'm like...na Never. I've seen every episode their ever was..

Then, the next question is. Who were your favorite competitors?

I'm like. FUCK! what the hell do i put down, so i just made names up.
Don't know if that worked out so well, but eh. I didn't have much time, i had to finish the application quick. It was almost time for the 2 minute interview on camera..

Sooo....then that part comes. I'm in front of the camera, they told me to hold up my number and say..

Hi, i'm number 37. My names Kris Stubbs and i'm from myrtle beach


(well, nice to meet you Kris, glad to have u hear today)

I'm expecting a series of small questions, you know. Stuff that wouldn't be too difficult to answer. I mean you got 2 minutes to talk, i figured there would be more then 1 fuckin question...


nnnnnnoooooooooo!

He asks me 1 fuckin question


(Kris what makes YOU stand out, as an ultimate survivor competitor)


Keep in mind i had already stood in line for like ever...so when it got to this point i was feelin them xxanexx's and perks pretty well. Anyway i tried to talk for 2 minutes, and answer the question. I was feeling good, u know what i mean. So i went into the story of how, i got taken from my mother when i was 6...and how i was raised in foster cares and shelter homes. I constantly had to change environments. I told them how i'd lived in the best and the worst of living situations. I've lived in a brand new house, i've lived in a trailor park, condos, i've lived in a car. And how i've lived on the streets. I said yes, i've been through alot in my life, but its made me who i am today. All though i was raised in foster care, and never really got to form a relationship with my family. I learned alot being a ward of the state. They put me in boy scouts, i have a hunters education liscense. I AM the ultimate survivor So on, and so on. Anyways i think i answered it well. Had it not been for the perks n shit though, i dont know how i would have done

So yeah, now i'm fuckin sick from standin out in the cold for so long. If i make the semi finalist they will call me in march..

So..........think i'll make it? lmao.

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