Originally Posted by 2v

so when she tries to break up with you next time and insults your conscience as a whole and you make all these threats and blame the entire world for the damaging of your relationship rather than just her,

will she have been your girlfriend this whole time?

No.

There's only one person who will ever be convinced here, and that's you.

However congrats on using words in order to sustain that sort of comprehension of a relationship. If you can somehow get her to ride your penis with your words, then you may get recognition. If you can't, it never was and never will be, so you'd better move on soon if you can't get pussy.

ya dig