1-2 Punchline League

Mag #2 Week 7


How Much Would a WoodChuck Chuck if a WoodChuck Could Chuck Wood?

So, this is my second mag. N personally, i'm already sick of writing them. On that note.

Go Fuck Yourselfs

If no one is goign to give dope feed back, than please, just dont respond.

So, in the last week's magazine we all decided that we wanted to do gimmik battles. So in this week's magazine we'll go ahead and start by voting on what next week's will be.

Here are the top 5, please choose one.

1. Pic battle
2. Diss yourself
3. Show vs Show
4. Tag Team battles
5. Fuck a Gimmik Battle. Leave em alone.

Other than that, pretty good week. I'd say the battles are getting better...but one thing that isn't improving is the amount of voting. I'm not saying i was on the ball last week either, but everyone should vote every battle. Not like it takes more than 5 minutes to read the verus's, digest them, and post up a response. So again, VOTE.




Last Week's Battles

Heavy
Adam vs One Way
--Meh, this was a really big let down. I hope both guys can rebound and drop soemthing better than what they dropped this time. I was just, blah'd. Adam took the win, but not by much. Both had some pretty lame and played concepts.

Light
Final vs Alpha
--Again, another let down. I felt that Alpha came with some punches that were not personal at all, which is really the only good thing about a 1-2 punch. Final came the same way, but his shit was less congested about things that didn't matter. So Final took it home.

Young Kidd vs Sobe
Both No Showed, Both Booted.

MegaTypezRaw vs GKillaz
Mega no showed, Killa won.

SnoCap vs Finland
Finland no showed and got the boot. Sno won by cypher himself.

N+1 vs Bronze Budda
N whooped Bronze's ass. Budda you can tell is a audio head, and needs to really tap into some good lesson's of texting in order to be any threat in this league.

E.C. vs Monkey Barz
I unno about this one, i thought Monkey tit's whooped E.C. but for some reason E.C. won, So props to him. I wont bash on someone who got more votes. So prropppss son!

LyricalFlowz vs Murdah187
Flow'z won by dropping less herbish shit.

Caustic vs John
Wow, bitch move by Caustic, not allowing John to drop. but taking the win.

Fly-E vs LP
Lp just came with better punches. Fly-E still is working hard at elevating, and i respect him for going about it NOW, the right way. So props to both, fun battle.

JTR vs K Stubb's
I was really dissapointed in this battle. I thought JTR could have done something way doper with that Civil Suit shit worplday, and Stubb's, that cable shit was just below your norm.




Battle of the Week
Coke Dealer vs Bob
Only reason why you all prob. think i'm jocking my own shit so much this week, is becuase you all made this battle the dopest of the week. The voting came down to the wire, everyone was either feeling my first punch, or Bob's. N overal it was just a dope ass battle that came down to Stubb's having to split the tie. So great battle Bob.







Power Rankings: The Top 5
1. Adam
2. JTR
3. Coke Dealer
4. Bobberic
5. One Way


Most potential

Stubb's

I know most people would be like, why would you say Stubbs. Stubb's aint even that bad. True, Stubb's isn't that bad, personally the dude is a really good poetry writer, and can think up some good punches. I just hope he starts taking more time with his punches int he 1-2 and tries to learn how to connect them better. He's def one to watch out for in the playoff's, so keep an eye on this Shakesperan thug.


Step it UP

Bronze Budda

Really, learn to spit something that connects on more than just a rhyme level. Gotta bring the personal's or leave son. G'luck.


Bitch of The Week

Caustic

http://community.rapverse.com/showthread.php?t=249292

Dont be a chump man. Next time, let it go and win the right way.



Welcomes:

H.T. and....no one else, becuase Stubb's sucked balls this week at spamming other sites. Step it up Stubb's, step it up.


Predictions
Heavy: Adam vs Final--Ass Fuck Adam
Light: JTR vs Coke vs Casutic-Should be a good one, g'luck.
H.T. vs N+1-I think N will do just fine
Bob vs Stubb's-Bobby
One Way vs LP-One Way
John vs Fly-E--Fly-E
SnoCap vs Murder187--Sno
Alpha vs GKillaz--Alpha
E.C. vs LyricalFlowz--LF
Bronze vs Monkey--Monkey




Top 5 punches

N+1
5.Kid wont show cuz his buds bunk, and not dro.
And theres no need for a bronze, ill take home the Gold...

Boberric
4.fuck fountain soda, not stopping my pounds, til it hurts to swing
you'll get more shots to your mouth than obescity at burger king

N+1
3.kids a coward, he aint no rapper indeed.
but it wont be, blasphemy, civil....if u wanna budda bitch outta the league...

LP
2.the pressure's relentless, got too much muscle, that's wassup
you would tricep........your arms are small & puny as fuck

Coke Dealer
1.Why hold back, Bob always askin dealer to hit em ON time
N bob why'd you even show? you seem to always miss with those deadlines


*Side Note*

All this shit is my opinion, and this week there were just garbage bars with recyled concepts, some people might not agree wtih my picks, but i do it fair and honestly. So WORD.



Idea's

Not really any that i could think up that would be cool this week, just vote on the gimmik idea so we can start it up for the last copule of weeks of the regular season before the playoff's.




Sign Off

Peace out chicken nuts.


-Coke Dealer-