Originally Posted by Jack The Ripper

One time I brought a toaster to school with me in my backpack to first period, I pulled it out of my bag and plugged it into the power outlet, then proceeded to put two slices of bread in it and start toasting them... The teacher had his back turned to us, as he was writing examples on the board. When the toast finally popped up done and ready, he turned and asked me "What the fuck are you doing?" To which I replied "It's my fucking breakfast, relax". I then pulled the butter knife out the bag along with the peanut butter and started to spread that shit on....

Oh yea, he called the Principal to come to class and I was suspended for one day...