16 years is 16 too many for me/
sometimes i wish they aborted this emcee/
took me out before i even knew of my existence/
instead they pushed me out with persistance/
dropped me in the race of live to go the distance/
but life is a marathon and i dont wanna finish first/
its like a race to hop into the hearse/
but you runnin so fast you mid-way through/
while im at the startin line tying my shoes/
if life is out of 100 then i got minus 34/
while im zippin in my wheelchair you on gods shores/
and i could swim there but its too far/
i'd rather go to hell, its warm and has a titty bar/
i could catch the ferry but it requires a soul/
i'd rather keep it and work on my life goals/
im sure gods anxious to meet me/
break out his golden staff and beat me/
send me back to hell as its 8th wonder/
check it out ya'll its gods greatest blunder/
life on earth is just a little too excruciating/
your whole life is decided by your social and credit rating/
upper class, middle class, lower class/
everyone looks like a good canidate for heaven compared to my ass/
troubled world everyone looking for god/
him and not being there are two peas in a pod/
people look surprised saying i'm a lost cause/
to hell with his plan i put it on pause/
what about what this pawn wanted to acheive/
you expect me to be blind and just believe/
you'll wish you never let me come onto this earth/
god had it out for me since birth/
i cant go to heaven, and earth i dont plan leaving/
i'm trapped by god or "the supreme being"/
people trapped within your grasp you love seeing/
its hard to escape when theres only one party to vote for/
when everyones dead and god is adding up their life score/
you can catch me under hells doormat next to heavens door/