Since this is over anyways..

If you were going for that approach I personally think you worded it wrong and I don't think you can really tie the stats + Coke owning Red Bull thing together smoothly in one punch. I mean..

Here Adam let's tally the votes, people lie, but the numbers don't,
And checking the stats... Red Bull has always been owned by Coke.

That's the best I could come up with off the dome.