To put it in a nutshell, most people laugh at her teeth..
But she has a smile to die for and an ass like a peach..
And she sends me banana’s, cos she debates a lot..
But she smells sweet, a mixture of cigarette smoke and apricot..
Her hairs a nappy style, kinda with a twist of lime..
I must be coconut’s to put up with that sick design..
But she likes it, she’s Jamaican, she says “ She flirts where mango”..
Her melons are huge! The type no-one on earth can handle..
She’s strawberry blonde too, she’s quick to come see me..
And although she’s Jamaican by birth, the bitch is a Kiwi..
And her attitudes as bitter as lemon dripped on the tongue..
But after a pina colada, she’s quick to lick on the plums..
Our sex life aint great, but were a perfect pear..
But she has an adams apple, and I’m kinda disturbed it’s there..
I look and I wonder, then she gets sour like grapefruit..
And if you blow a raspberry at her, she’ll probably hate you..
But she’s thick skinned like pineapple, with a lot of weight man..
To sum it all up – picture a whale with an orange fake tan!..lol..

She is now my X-Fruity Ghetto Bitch..lol

Peace
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