(written by THE-EGG-MAN & Nine Millimeter)

hi my names egg and i have a big head
i'll beat ya till ya dead, for the shit that wasn't said,
wip the tech out, fill ya fuckin ass with lead
leave ya bleedin with ya guts out, till ya wind up dead
run into ya house, kill ya spouse and all ya kids,
put them fuckers on ebay, accept the lowest bids
went to the movies with my bitch to see a chick flick
i got really horny, started feelin' her tit
she didn't like it so i raped a girl with a rubber dick
she got gellous flipped me, and called me a prick
so i sliced the bitch up with a knife real quick
quicker than a stake, in the hands of fat rick
go loose some weight ya fat bastard, your makin me sick
he dont just eat the food, he gives the plate a lick
he's so hungry, if he could he'd eat a candle wick
i'm being honest here, not just takin the mick