aight peep somethin i wrote.............

This is for those that don't eat right,Even when
they hungary sometimes think is un-necceasary
Yo this for my 100 pounder brothaz, this is
for you and I,the ones shaped like the letter "i"
This is for you .skinny dippin playaz....lol




Yo listen my mother used to say "i doubted that you would live"...
Cuz she didnt have to push, I walked out of the uterus...
Vitamins sizes are to big so my vitals are obscene...
You think it's coincidence that all my idols are obese?...
My body's a laugh, anorexics view me as a gentleman...
but in biology classes teachers used me as the skeleton...
Gravity? in basketball I WISH I could land like another....
because whenever I jump I always land like a feather ....
damn i look in a mirror my two nipples touch each other...
I used to work at a circus as the nerd never nervous...
Tight ropes? big deaaaal! endless turf when i worked it...
I have a passion to one day stab some phatty asses...
and when I do I'm gonna lube my shaft with fatty acids...
Even simple cliches have been known to get me prude...
Like I run when hearing "I have a bone to pick with you"...
A T-Bone is finger food when made for this fellow...
who needs knives when I can cut steaks with my elbow...
I never date at billiards due to dudes who are foolish...
who swear it's funny to have me used as a poolstick...
but now I'm swollen so cats can never offend me..
because last week I boasted a max of negative 50...
and I'm burly so I'm sending all girls in a fit of awe....
cuz I'm stunning in the gym when I'm curling a sishkabob...
No pressure when I jog, so walks just seems random...
phuck a rain drop, a brother can walk between atoms....
Trust, when I die my fragments will lie in a sick bed...
Dont be surprised if my casket is as wide as a bic pen...


LOL

WUN YO

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