I'm packing tha bags and leaving faster than flash/
reing back with some cash cause I keep taxing tha stash/
half and I'm smashed... seeing spots and phantasms/
till I can't even rap cause I stop and laugh at em'/
I'm not that bad, am I? you think I need rehab?
kissing my weedplants bye and telling em' that I'll be back/
right after my relapse... at tha bar with ah shot of cuervo/
cause there's not one seed in my sack, but I'm far from sterile/
talking to this wierd girl and I think she was feeling me/
but really her hands were in my jeans stealing my weed/
knew I had tah deal with this thief so I kicked out her seat/
she hit tha ledge, I gripped her head and ripped out her weave/
then I found myself sound asleep laying down on tha beach/
lounging in tha heat with ah blunt hanging out of my teeth/
tha waves pounded tha sea, drowning tha shouts and screams/
got up from tha ground... and I was surrounded by police/
so now I'm getting clowned by these two bitch ass detectives/
that didn't have evidence and wouldn't quit asking questions/
it lasted ten seconds then I walked off, flipped em' bird/
said this is absurd, I don't talk tah cops then tripped on tha curb/
cause my vision was blured from all tha mace and pepper spray/
tha fall drained my energy... so I stayed tah meditate/
prayed for ah better day, asking god if it was fate or destiny/
that my face bent this way tah see tha dog shit laying next tah me/
raised eventually... and made my way along this endless street/
stopped and bought some hennesy on MLK and seasame/
drank heavily till it was empty and tossed it south/
then I see oscar tha grouch about ah block from my house/
he started talking real loud and tried tah knock me out/
so I got him on tha ground and put tha glock in his mouth/
damn my night's are wild... I had tah kill ah fucking muppet/
but I guess it's just lifestyle's of tha drunk and blunted...

oooohh!