Alright Im in a really fuckin goofy ass mood. So I hope you all laugh your ass off from this shit.

I walked into a 7-11 after getting rejected from heaven,
I was fiesty, so I threw Akmed into a pyramid of icees,
Jesus Christ walked in, licked up the mess, he got a brain freeze.
He turned to me, planted a tree, and started to speak.
Mantis there has been a heinous mistake, god said give you this
Then he whiped out a garden rake, and perforated my face.
I got pissed off and started to shake, quake, and my pulse started to race.
I opened my briefcase and pulled out a shoelace and a can of mace
Alright Jesus you wanna fuck with this maniac,
there is a reason I was rejected from paridise and cant go back.
Let me list of the reasons fo that punk azz.
Let me see, I smoke crack, I like to whack off on top of a smoke stacks, I lacks common sense so put in your contacts and go back
to the pearly gates, tell st peter I know how many times I masturbate.
Tell the Virgin mary thanks a million for lettin me bust her cherry.
Blasphemy seems to be flowin through me like pee when I drank one to many MGD's
Well Im probably goin to hell for writin this shit, so I might as well leap straight into the pit.


If anyone is offended by this, FUCK YOU.