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Old 09-26-03, 06:54 PM   #1
Mental God
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Some Shit To Think About

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answer these question and then read the results... pretty interesting... this will prolly be closed my chrit tho... everying gets closed

Question 1:
If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8 kids
already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one mentally
retarded,and she had syphilis, would you recommend that she have
an abortion?

Read the next question before looking at the answer for this one.

Question 2: It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your
vote counts.
Here are the facts about the three leading candidates.

Candidate A - Associates with crooked politicians, and consults
with astrologists. He's had two Mistresses. He also chain smokes
and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.

Candidate B - He was kicked out of office twice,
sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of
whiskey every evening.

Candidate C - He is a decorated war hero. He's a
vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never
cheated on his wife.
Which of these candidates would be your choice?
Decide first, no peeking, then scroll down for the answer.


Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.

Candidate B is Winston Churchill.

Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.

And, by the way, the answer to the abortion question:
If you said yes, you just killed Beethoven.

Pretty interesting isn't it? Makes a person think before judging
someone. Never be afraid to try something new.

Remember:
Amateurs built the Ark.
Professionals built the Titanic.

Can you imagine working for a company that has a
little more than 500 employees and has the following statistics:
29 have been accused of spousal abuse
7 have been arrested for fraud
19 have been accused of writing bad checks
117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
3 have done time for assault
71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
8 have been arrested for shoplifting
21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year
Can you guess which organization this is? Give up yet?

It's the 535 members of the United States Congress.
The same group of idiots that crank out hundreds of new
laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in line.
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