my corpse will be small with dark eyes
i'm in the mall, in the disguise
fuck this shall, it's not my size
i'm not that tall and i'm not that wise
you'll shoot me in the head or i'll do it myself
maybe you can help and get cuffed
go to jail and i'll haunt you, while you get buffed
lift those weights like you a sports star
don't be proud, look at where you are
do you miss me? i'm not dead yet
and don't yell at me, i ain't that far
when you get out, we'll go to a bar
i'll get drunk and drive the car
then i'll get killed from the drink
and you be depressed, you need a shrink
then maybe she will give you a wink
and you'll sleep together and your dick will shrink
it fucking shrinks everytime you give a bad fuck
it used to be big and it got stuck
up, that pussy, oh yuck
you'd get better luck fucking a hockey puck
find someone else to get your dick sucked





i ride the fucking train everyday
and these people look at me every which way
i got some shit to say
about that man looking at me today
do i have a spot on this fucking face?
don't open your mouth
i'll tie your lips up with lace
it may end up in a high speed car chase
because you express your anger in other ways
here's a thought, kiss my ass
when i swerve to the left and do an illegal pass
we can hear the tires squealing and breaking
you popped my ties 'fore we started shaking
i have to stop the car and steal another one for the taking
'cause it's such a pleasure. these crimeful acts i'm making