The only time God ever spoke to me...
Was when he told me to go to Hell.
He came when I was drinkin whiskey...
So ta get my attention he had ta yell.

I'm givin myself some props, I'll tell ya that right now...
Cuz I was banished from Heaven for being holier than thou.
Thrown from the Kingdom to burn in subterranean fire...
But my cold heart kept me alive and helped me forge an empire.

I've done nothin but get stronger since that fateful day...
Absorbing the power of evil from every soul that comes my way.
The cruelty of Marquis De Sade blends well with Hitler's insanity...
And when serial killers die, man, their memories taste like candy.

Having these skills, I touch the surface more than you think...
I'm the reason you kick ant beds and spit in people's drinks.
I'm your middle finger, your road rage, and ya bed's wrong side...
Call me your mean streak, your darkness, and yes, I'm your pride.

Stay on ya path, enhance ya wrath, cuz it'll lead ya to me...
Eventually ya gonna see the blazing inferno I call eternity.
And when ya arrive remember this rhyme, how you ignored tha warning...
Just be a man and shake my hand, cuz I ain't givin ya time for mourning.

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