Um... turn the fuckin mic on...

*click*


Welcome to the 1-2 Punch Tourney Predictions..! I'm Av...

"And I'm Chrit"

Here to give you our favs for Round 1 of the Tournament..!

"there's mad stiff competition out there yo"

And he's not talkin about the punches..! OH BOY..! Let's get down to it...

Cupcake vs Mystery~Murdera...
Brutal competition here... Mystery Murdera was the last text tourney winner... and Cupcake is killing kids left n' right on FL... If only I could let you know who it is...
Av's prediction... Cupcake...

Tonya Montana vs Token
Kid keeps elevating and Tonya has fallen off as of late
- Chit's Prediction: Token
Come on Tonya... don't let Av down...

DªÖ vs COM
Hum... Com has been witty as of late... DªÖ I really don't know...
Av's Prediction... COM...

Jack N Banks vs Dek 81
Has come with some good quotables in league... should edge this out.
- Chit's Prediction: Jack N Banks
Av says... mmmmmmmmmk...

Mind Theory vs c0zmick
MT owned text... I still think he can come quotable...
- Chit's Prediction: Mind Theory
well... damn... Sorry c0zmick...

Nu Lecture vs Dimense...
Should be a good battle here folks... Ex-KO member... vs an Elite battler... Whew...Well...
Av's prediction... Dimense...

Anaconda vs Young P
Kid is slightly underrated... add to that I dont know Anaconda
- Chit's Prediction: Young P
Who's Ana's what now..?

Monster Vol2 vs Rob D...
I'm actually sorry this came up... Sorry Rob...
Av's prediction... Monster... have fun this week...
Pretty much

Eye Que vs Bribeone1
Hum... Bribes givin cats a run for there money as long as he doesn't half ass... This'll be a battles to watch...
Av's prediction... Bribe...
Av you're sexy - Chrit


phiXion vs Thog Reborn...
PhiXion is kick ass n' takin names but after the vacation... could The Hands of God be ready to slap the shit outta people..?
Av's prediction... Thog Reborn...
Chrit's prediction... Av's full o shit

Chrit vs Brixton...
This will be a banger folks... Chrit's pissed... people riddin him... Brix is pissed people not riddin him...
Av's prediction Brixton... in an upset...
FUCK YOU!-Chrit


Odium vs Solar Eclipse
Although recently inactive, Solar has come with good punches in EFL
- Chit's Prediction: Solar Eclipse

Dominator vs The Frozen One...
The Frozen One is coming up... and coming up FAST..! Can Dominator break the ice..? or get left K.O.ld..?
Av's prediction... The Frozen One...
I beg to differ, The Frozen One isn't as consistent as you think I'm goin for Dominator for R2!

13th Disciple vs ExXoDuS
Exodus is far too inconsistent to pick in something like this.
- Chit's Prediction: 13th Disciple
no shit sherlock...

Horud Skys vs Transmogrify...
Many say Horud... none say Trans... I hate to say it... but...
Av's prediction... Horud Skys... Have you seen this kid..? Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit...

Feeble Minded vs Phrantik
Tik doesnt battle... And is rusty while Feeble has come with some nice quotables in league.
- Chit's Prediction: Feeble Minded
I'm not agreein here Chrit... I think Phrant still has tricks up his sleeve...

KFC vs Allegory...
Now here we have... punches vs wordplay... Who's gonna win..? Av has no fuckin clue... Neither does Chrit... (remote interview with Chrit on the tourney "What!?") Nuff said...
Av's predictions... KFC...

G Willikers vs Brodie Rob
An alias.... But ill...
- Chit's Prediction: G Willikers
YAY FOR GHOSTWRITERS..!

Sand vs Rappad
Only if Sand isn't banned for biting first.
- Chit's Prediction: Sand
Isn't that ironic...

Tech Nine vs Mad Man...
Um... *covers mic* who are these cats..?* (Chrit utters something) Mmmmmmmmmk whatever... *uncovers mic...* Heated battle...
Av's prediction... That one...

Twizle Stix vs Meta 5 Although he hasnt been around, Meta always comes ill.
- Chit's Prediction: Meta 5

Evolve vs F Gee
Evolve is ill....... period
- Chit's Prediction: Evolve
Don't forget to mention old... lol...


Baron Mind vs X Ecution
Baron is nice... and always has a standout bar... perfect for this
- Chit's Prediction: Baron Mind
those damn Europeans..! FUCK EUROPE..!




And there you have it folks... our predictions on ROUND 1..!