Damn my shit gets me FUCKED UP like I mixed yayo & hard weed
And the only bad herb I ever smoked was Hotshh! in KORV
So it's best you know, ya can't even test this, bro
Cuz i've seen more Northern Lights then a fucking Eskimo
My shit's the top of the top grade, never plants is higher
So i'm quick to light up the Dutch like I set the Netherlands on fire
You must be joking for stares, cuz i've BEEN tokin' my share
Man, i've burnt enough trees to piss of Smokey The Bear
You're more experienced with the joint? Nah, I hold it tight
Though Tav will ALWAYS rip a joint
...cuz he dosn't know how to hold it right!
Ya don't know how to roll it, right? Figures why you're panicking
Dawg, I roll so many cones you know i'm trafficking
Homie, your pot is embarrassing, so hide your plants cuz...
...I love Mary Jane more then Spiderman does
You must be joking me, you aint toking trees
Just read the scientific name, Maryjuanna get smoked by ME
You're dumb and blind, so in this battle i'll come and shine
Since your weed has more seeds then every pregnant bitch combined
I smuggle it, got dro EVERYWHERE in my house, ya owned yet?
Bro I got my drawers stuffed with more pot then a home chef
We won't see this boy whore me, i'll be annoyed shortly
Cuz my Buzz is Lightyears ahead of yours
...and I aint talking Toy Story
You thuggin' out? Selling drugs? Nah i'll have you duck n' shout
While I walk around with such a big buzzzzzz it's no wonder i'm buggin' out
(24)

v.s

The Dutchmaster, they burn slower, yep that'll be me
Shit Im barely into smoking Philly when we battle in leagues
And even then the smell of the bud still linger
Mary J is my bitch <-- yet I couldnt give two fucks for the singer
Look Ima pothead, doing what smokers supposed to do
You a pothead, cuz ya barber ran outta bowls to use
^See? I'm braindead and its all my fault
I've taken enuff pipehits to get my fucking weed charged with assault
And if I ran outta herb guaranteed I'm still sparking
with more roaches in my ashtray then a ghetto apartment
Some job interviews I've ended up bailing for reason
fuck a drug test I'm screaming out "I failed!" and I'm leaving
I stay high spitting lyrics let the weed write for me
more stoned on friday nights then sinners in bible stories
I'll spare you......... getting twisted, well who cares fool?
Jack its true your weedwacker than lawn care tools
How dare you? calm down kid you walking too hard
I burn bushes like what Moses saw.....talking to God
Im driving on the highway with piff so spongey
when the cops pull me over and take a whiff, they get the munchies
Save your weed terms kid, I wont bother to ask
You thought 4:20 meant you had 80$ dollars in cash
(22)


LMAO this battle was so dope. seriously. Even tho I ain't a weedhead, i got a lot of friends who do that shit, so I understand most of those. Both of you came dope as fuck and kept me laughing. this was fuckin' ill ass battle. JTR I got havin' one more quotable. you both my nuccas. so good job to both. i'd vote this shit in in a hurry. illl job by both tho. feelin' it

v/JTR

JTR.....

^ That's real true, you gon' test it? F'real dude
Your dealers buy off the dealers that I deal to
Always toking 'til i'm choking on that haze a lot
See me at the party, full house, like poker ima raise the pot
Damn my shit gets me FUCKED UP like I mixed yayo & hard weed
And the only bad herb I ever smoked was Hotshh! in KORV
Seriously, I smoke ounces a week, never sharing the weed
Only time Tav smokes ounces is when he's preparing his meat
So it's best you know, ya can't even test this, bro
Cuz i've seen more Northern Lights then a fucking Eskimo
Saw me flex the flow, now watch me roll this blunt, b
And pack more AK47 then a communist country
Don't stunt G, one look is all it takes to know I smoke the hard haze
Since you couldn't see a bigger burnout at the start of a car race
My shit's the top of the top grade, never plants is higher
So i'm quick to light up the Dutch like I set the Netherlands on fire
You must be joking for stares, cuz i've BEEN tokin' my share
Man, i've burnt enough trees to piss of Smokey The Bear
You're more experienced with the joint? Nah, I hold it tight
Though Tav will ALWAYS rip a joint
...cuz he dosn't know how to hold it right!
Ya don't know how to roll it, right? Figures why you're panicking
Dawg, I roll so many cones you know i'm trafficking
Ha! You don't even know what my shit does, I been above high
Plus i've tasted more blueberry then a fat kid who loves pie
Homie, your pot is embarrassing, so hide your plants cuz...
...I love Mary Jane more then Spiderman does
How you gon' front that you blaze, I know that you faked
With that stale weed you'd have to hop in an oven to get baked
^ That's true, just know that your dro aint phat dude
Cuz the problem with your weed stems
...and it's got A LOT of that too
You're dumb and blind, so in this battle i'll come and shine
Since your weed has more seeds then every pregnant bitch combined
I smuggle it, got dro EVERYWHERE in my house, ya owned yet?
Bro I got my drawers stuffed with more pot then a home chef
We won't see this boy whore me, i'll be annoyed shortly
Cuz my Buzz is Lightyears ahead of yours
...and I aint talking Toy Story
You thuggin' out? Selling drugs? Nah i'll have you duck n' shout
While I walk around with such a big buzzzzzz it's no wonder i'm buggin' out
F'real, my pot is INSANE, just watch the look on this doubters face
Fuck kissing the sky
...my purple haze'd have Hendrix fornicating with outer space
I'll have you pout often, you already lost without droppin'
Cuz I got the killer weed so it's no doubt ya coffin

-vs-

N. Tav

Sorry Jack but that weak crap I wont be taking
You'd only catch me holding joints when my bones is aching
The Dutchmaster, they burn slower, yep that'll be me
Shit Im barely into smoking Philly when we battle in leagues
And even then the smell of the bud still linger
Mary J is my bitch <-- yet I couldnt give two fucks for the singer
Look Ima pothead, doing what smokers supposed to do
You a pothead, cuz ya barber ran outta bowls to use
Obsessed with the bud, in love i had to be
Fuck porn kid, Im whacking off to High Times magazines
^See? I'm braindead and its all my fault
I've taken enuff pipehits to get my fucking weed charged with assault
I've been wasted wayyyy before Chappelle was taping his shows
I'm half baked like I'm cooking with the flames too low
And if I ran outta herb guaranteed I'm still sparking
with more roaches in my ashtray then a ghetto apartment
I stay high spitting lyrics let the weed write for me
more stoned on friday nights then sinners in bible stories
I roll a blunt, you take a couple of hits and pass it to me
the way I'm screaming "Puff, Puff give!" you'd think the rapper too cheap
Chronic, Haze, Dro I'm schooled on everything sold
My wackest weed is Still midgrade like a 12 year old
JTR as a supplier would just ruin the shit
Please kid, my braincells more than YOU do on your strip
Its true kid, I'ma steal ya clientele so act right
with baggies stuffed fuller than garbage bins on trash night
Roll the windows up get high while I ride and start to sweat
I fishbowl in my whip, you use fishbowls for your pets
I'll spare you......... getting twisted, well who cares fool?
Jack its true your weedwacker than lawn care tools
How dare you? calm down kid you walking too hard
I burn bushes like what Moses saw.....talking to God
My weight is mean, roll blunts thats the shape of your spleen
You only burnt out from working with no breaks in between
LBL heads is stoked when I light it and spark
I make sure WE ALL winners in the cyphers I start
Im driving on the highway with piff so spongey
when the cops pull me over and take a whiff, they get the munchies
Fuck Mary Jane, its Lois Lane when I'm next to her
I got that kryptonite Jack but you can call me Lex Luther
Here Jack take a puff, this shit is murder when its through ya
I smoke that green ooze that landed on the Ninja Turtles in the sewers
Save your weed terms kid, I wont bother to ask
You thought 4:20 meant you had 80$ dollars in cash

V/ N. Tav

Battle was Dope literally...I got higher reading it. Thought Tav had some more creative lines that outshined JTR....but don't take nothin from him. You held it down too bruh!

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