So today I was walking through the town centre with this bandana on. And I was aware of how ridicolous it looked (I'm wearing it now) but I couldn't give a flying fuck. It didn't cost me anything cause some skater guy gave it me. Anyone some faggot with his 20 year old mate starting saying shit like "are you a fucking ninja knobhead?" I said fuck you and walked on my merry way.

Anyway the guy came over with the 20 year old and they were like "the fuck you saying shit for then?" I said nothing, instead I looked the bloke up and down like he was a piece of whale shit and lined him up. His 20 year old mate said "why don't you fight 1 on 1 then?" I looked at the guy calmly and said "yeah I'll fucking give you a square go in a place of your choice." He started shaking his head, saying he couldn't and started talking shite about how he was on probation or something. Yeah right, he was as wary of me as I was of him and his mate put together.

So both of them left and soon returned with 6 other guys making their posse a merry troop of 8 strong. Considering they were all 16, 17, 18+ and I'm just 15 this was pretty fucking intimidating. I hid my fear well except my hands were shaking, the one guy noticed and said I was "quaking" but we both knew it was just pre match adrenaline.

So the one lad says to me "you're a pussy mate." I stood there and with a sneer replied "I offered your mate a square go, he won't have any of it and instead runs crying over to you lot and brings 8 of you over. How the fuck does this make ME a pussy? Do you see me running? No, so I repeat, how the fuck am I a pussy?"

This, coupled with a cold stare seemed to do the trick. There were some of them who I could tell were geniounly hard. This one guy who was 6 ft + and built like Charles Atlas had hard written all over him. He kept saying I've still got my dignity, which was a nice bit of honesty. If truth be told I liked the guy, but he was the only one.

I squared up to the original offender and said again, "if you want a square go, without your mates jumping in, then follow me round the corner. If not, walk away." I think the fact I'm 6 foot 2 and pretty built seemed to register, as his ego collapsed and he muttered something about not wanting to look like an idiot in front of his mates if he gets beat up. The thing he said that made me chuckle was "You'd probably give me a few cuts and I don't want no marks on this face ya know?" His other friend who thought himself the leader of their little group started demanding I say sorry for apparantly calling him a pussy, I did no such thing and refused point blank. "I'm not saying sorry," I said coldly, "we're either fighting or he walks away. There will be no sorrys from me. I'm leaving now, if you want a square go then follow me round the corner to where there are no cameras, if not walk on."

And with that, the faggot had been backed down by a single 15 year old boy, in front of all his mates. And not only that but 8 of them got psyched out of fighting. They would have realised they'd have kicked my ass if they all joined in but the fact I held my ground told them I wasn't the average pussy you so often meet and I sure as fuck wasn't gonna back down. And again, the tall fucker who looked hard as nails said "well he still has his dignity and just earned some more."

So like, I have this acne cream, and see, it has potassium hydroxide in it...which is kinda like lye...which people use to burn off their fingerprints.

Fuck outa here nigga.

what? u in australia or something. i did not understand anything in these paragraphs

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i dont make the list. dont get mad at me.
i just make the hits like a factory

-Jay-Z

like The Gooch Disappear...vamoose...you're wack to me
take them rhymes back to the factory

-Notorious B.I.G

^ lol...some of it confused me too

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"yeah I'll you a square fucking go in a place of your choice."

holy FFFUUCCKKK your grammar BLOWS!!

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It's fight talk boys, if you want to speak like an eloquent mild mannered man in a pitt of animals you're going to get eaten alive. Usually expletives and shortened, unintelligent sentences tend to get to the point quicker than 'good grammar.'

Actually I don't know what the fuck I was playing at really, I was walking a really fine line. I could have gotten my head kicked in but my ego stopped me from saying sorry and walking away. If I didn't respond with the aggresive fuck you when I saw them nothing would have happened. I read this book called Watch My Book and I understand more about the concepts of street fighting. I also understand if I let them back me down then I'd have shrunk smaller and smaller until they could lift their boots up and stamp on me. But looking back on it... what the fuck? If I hit the guy like I was so close to doing I'd have gotten battered by all 8 of them.

lol props man

i've tried doing that before but the people i deal with are completely irrational and don't think at all so i always end up fighting

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Mic Master Hung

You didnt really 'defuse' a fight, you were trying to fight therefore you were attempting to cause a fight rather than defuse it... And to me it sound phony... story sounds rehearsed

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RV's Only 3 Time Topical Tourney Champion

Why would you rehearse a fight to post on the net? ^ that makes no sense..

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iGhostwrite Mixtape DL

if you would learn to read you would see i said the "story" sounds rehearsed not what actually happened or imo didnt happen.

Look at the story... can u remember one time in your life where you remembered the dialogue to a whole incident, which in this case had to last around 10 minutes to an hour. Seeing as the guy left to go get more friends

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RV's Only 3 Time Topical Tourney Champion

there wasn't even that much dialogue.. just "i don't wanna fight blah blah"

that's easy to remember

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Mic Master Hung

^your the big gumby white guy right? please tell me you copy'd and pasted this bullshit story?!

dropping the N bomb, wearing a bandana?!

man, your a soccer playing geek, get back to reality.
or
die