i'll be comin at ya like danny glover/
crack my neck and pull a 38 revolver/
"no way you live, no way"/
close range, one shot, i'll make your day/
pop your skull like pringles/
make the knot of your brains untangle/

next weapon = a folding chair

I'LL KNOCK YOU WIT A FOLDIN CHAIR,
RIGHT IN FRONT OF BUILDING SQUARE/
OUT IN THE OPEN I DONT CARE WHOS WATCHIN/
FUCK WITNESSES, NOBODY WOULD RAT ON THIS/
NEVA TURN YOUR BACK ON THIS/
CUZ THEN YOU WANT BE ABLE TO SEE WUTS COMIN/
NO MATTER HOW FAST YOUR RUNNIN YOU'LL NEVA GET AWAY/
YOU BETTER TAKE COVER WHEN YOU HERE MY MATIC SPRAY!!!

NEXT WEAPON: EMBILLICAL CORD

ya style dead like a baby born wit an embillical cord wrapped around it neck
niggaz leavin me words that make no sense im startin to get bored
i gotta an idea that everyone can use give a word that i nigga can work wit
but whoeva go after me gonna be tight
cuz the word aint rite its kinda like drinkin prune juice mixed wit sprite

NEXT WEAPON: DECREPID FROZEN TURTLE SHELL

I'LL ROCK YOUR BELLS WIT MY FROZEN TURTLE SHELL/
SO FAST YOU WONT BE ABLE TO TELL WUT HIT YA/
I COME TO RIP YA INTO LITTLE PIECES/
GO HEAD AND RIGHT THAT IN YOUR THESUS/
I'M BOUT TO HEAT THIS SHIT UP/
YOU WONT BE ABLE TO DUCK HOT LEAD COMIN STRAIGHT TO YA HEAD/
NEXT THING YOU KNOW YOU'RE RESTIN IN YOUR DEATH BED!!!

whuts my weapon deeni WTF gimme a fuking weapon.

OH SHIT SORRY MR.SUCKER I WAS TO BUSY RIPPIN YOU IN THE OTHER CIFE,
UMMMMMM YOUR WEAPON IS A TELEPHONE CORD, BITCH!!!!!

i'll wrap da telephone cord round ya penis,
pull so tight so ur till ya crying "i dont wana fight!"
when ya dick falls off, im put it down ya throat n make ya choke!

Next weapon= light bulb

man, i'll smash on this fool with a light bulb/
even though this is a cypher, u gotta make it rhyme bub/
pick up the broken pieces and flick em at u like ninja stars/
pick up the socket and crush it into ur temple, u'll see stars/
ur rhyme was so weak, i'll finish u off with one more line/
next time u TRY to rap, don't make it seem like ur blind/

next weapon=iron

in the event I get more pissed than a fire hydrant// duck the fuck to the floor before you get hit wit' a flyin' iron//
now you lyin' dyin' as I try to shout at ya ho// shit...while I'm at it I might as well get the wrinklez out of ya clothez...

next weapon- rubber dildo (this should be interesting)

^oh shit, funny ass ending...props, and i ain't touchin that weapon, sombody else can handle the rubber dildo

^Yea I was thinking the same thing as you. I was going try this but well, a didlo? come on.

ahhh come on y'all. I had to bring the dildo up before someone else did. I wanna see who'z man enough to sound like a fuckin' fruitcake.(doez that make sense??????)

lmao, i ain't man enough to sound like a fruitcake

fuck it... to keep da cypha flowin' I'ma switch up da weapon...
it is now a...(suspense)...AIDS infected syringe

watch ur back, cuz i'm commin with an AIDS infected syringe/
if u turn ur back on me, u'll get poked in the back of ur knee hinge/
cuz after all, this is a needle, u ain't gonna get stabbed, but poked/
now u got AIDS, ur so scared, piss ur pants... leave ur panties soaked/
now it's almost all over, ur gonna suffer, a slow death/
next person up have to kill me with a plastic bag, take away my breath/

next weapon=plastic bag