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04-19-07, 01:47 PM | #1 | |||
I Hurt.
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17. Nick Fletcher (1-0) vs. 18. Mets (1-1)
IP: 2AC9 5FB1
G.B.A Gimmick Battle Association Yo Momma Battles We've all heard yo momma jokes. Can you actually write them? Diss your opponent's mom and be vicious. Be creative, a lot of stuff has been played on this topic so you will need to come original. Good Luck. ============ Verses Due Monday at 12:00AM Pacific 10 Line Minimum, No Line Limit Biting = Ban Feeding = -2 Votes Swaying = DQ Must Vote On 4 Battles And Post Your Links Votes Due Wednesday Night New Battles Up Thursday Morning For Full Rules Click Here |
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04-20-07, 08:58 AM | #2 | |||
Skadoosh!
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IP: F1EC 8600
this should be cool... how many? 16??
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04-20-07, 09:55 AM | #3 | |||||||
the medicine man
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IP: B26C 448D
nicccccckk!!!
message me fool, aiight peace |
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04-21-07, 10:11 AM | #4 | |||
Skadoosh!
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IP: F1EC 8600
here it is, a quick 16 lines... match me..
Riiiggghhhhhhttttttt.... Yeh son, yo momma's so flat chested.. here's how it goes Dudes flip her into the crab position... then bust out the iron 'n' wrinkled clothes & don't get me started on the weight of that ghastly freak FUCK IT! Yo momma's so fat.. Lost was filmed on her left ass cheek I roll out the jokes often, & the old ones, I'm lookin' to free 'em Speakin' of.. yo momma so old you could call ya house a fucking museum Now we can debate on her looks, 'n' I'll present my position Forget Harry Potter.. .. yo momma so ugly, I thought Hogwarts was her medical condition The bitch used dirty tactics and rose to the top of careers Hell, yo momma's so low.. its no wonder you've been a bastard for years That bitch is a retard, how she gone say she ain't heard o' me Yo momma so stupid.. .. I came with a paradox and she thought she was in surgery & yo momma so big 'n' hairy, I feel remorse like a real thing 'Coz GOD DAMN! it must've hurt when she fell off the empire state building Dirty whore! I'm saying your dad must've been rocked slim 'Coz yo momma so nasty, he was beggin' his friends to cock-block him. Yeah Yeah!! |
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04-25-07, 08:06 AM | #5 | ||||
A!
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IP: 36EE 87D7
i key'd up 12 man.
sorry if im too late. yo. now ur mom isnt an athlete, in high school we called'her bavarian cream she so fat..she aint evn play b-ball n made the McDonalds all-american team plus her titties hang reallll low, nevr'll be confused for a milf shit, the bitch went to the farm n all the baby cows started suckin for milk ..& ur mom loves the cock, she's either gettin nailed or gettin a headstart but please tell me how that bitch got so fat her fingernails got stretchmarks i gotta get at least one more fat joke in cos idk how long her heart'll beat ..& cos' evryday she grocery shops like its an episode of super market sweep let's talk about her pussy now, they try to ride but its an insane course the bitches vagina is so big, her landin strip has a side job for the airport shes super dpressed though, which is probaly why i'd never laugh at ya slit her wrist, & the blood coulda killed mor people than diamonds in africa
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04-26-07, 12:20 AM | #6 | |||
I Hurt.
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IP: 2AC9 5FB1
Uppin for votes
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04-26-07, 09:37 AM | #7 | ||||||
New to RV
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IP: 0E7B 7284
& don't get me started on the weight of that ghastly freak
FUCK IT! Yo momma's so fat.. Lost was filmed on her left ass cheek Now we can debate on her looks, 'n' I'll present my position Forget Harry Potter.. .. yo momma so ugly, I thought Hogwarts was her medical condition That bitch is a retard, how she gone say she ain't heard o' me Yo momma so stupid.. .. I came with a paradox and she thought she was in surgery ^but I been seein paradox wp alot lately Vsss let's talk about her pussy now, they try to ride but its an insane course the bitches vagina is so big, her landin strip has a side job for the airport I got nick fletch winnin this 1 V// Nick Fletcher |
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04-26-07, 11:00 PM | #8 | ||||
Light Weight
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IP: 3519 4895
& don't get me started on the weight of that ghastly freak
FUCK IT! Yo momma's so fat.. Lost was filmed on her left ass cheek Now we can debate on her looks, 'n' I'll present my position Forget Harry Potter.. .. yo momma so ugly, I thought Hogwarts was her medical condition & yo momma so big 'n' hairy, I feel remorse like a real thing 'Coz GOD DAMN! it must've hurt when she fell off the empire state building vs. now ur mom isnt an athlete, in high school we called'her bavarian cream she so fat..she aint evn play b-ball n made the McDonalds all-american team i gotta get at least one more fat joke in cos idk how long her heart'll beat ..& cos' evryday she grocery shops like its an episode of super market sweep let's talk about her pussy now, they try to ride but its an insane course the bitches vagina is so big, her landin strip has a side job for the airport Okay, cool battler here. Mets had the wording and was more creative, while Nick had the ROFLZ. This is a tough one to call. Mets had more haymakers, but Nick had a more consistant verse. Overall though I think that the wording really took it for Mets, if Nick had worded slightly better I would have voted him, but as it stands I got Mets taking it. V/ Mets |
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04-27-07, 10:02 AM | #9 | |||
I Hurt.
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IP: 2AC9 5FB1
Yeh son, yo momma's so flat chested.. here's how it goes
Dudes flip her into the crab position... then bust out the iron 'n' wrinkled clothes & don't get me started on the weight of that ghastly freak FUCK IT! Yo momma's so fat.. Lost was filmed on her left ass cheek Now we can debate on her looks, 'n' I'll present my position Forget Harry Potter.. .. yo momma so ugly, I thought Hogwarts was her medical condition vs. now ur mom isnt an athlete, in high school we called'her bavarian cream she so fat..she aint evn play b-ball n made the McDonalds all-american team i gotta get at least one more fat joke in cos idk how long her heart'll beat ..& cos' evryday she grocery shops like its an episode of super market sweep let's talk about her pussy now, they try to ride but its an insane course the bitches vagina is so big, her landin strip has a side job for the airport First off, I'm sorry this didn't get more votes, it deserved more, it was a good battle. The fact that Mets went 12 makes this much harder to vote on. If he went 16, good chance he woulda had another quotable and won, but as it stands, I got it 3-3. Nick had the line of the battle with the Hogwarts shit, that was hilarious. Unfortunately, I felt that while his 2 other quotables were good, both were borderline because the left ass cheek thing, I've heard a similar joke before and the first was good, but not amazingly dope. Meanwhile, Mets' 3 quotables were really funny, especially the airplane thing. Both had some shit I really wasn't feelin' I dunno, I got Mets winnin' this but coulda went either way. Vote - Mets |
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04-27-07, 10:02 AM | #10 | |||
I Hurt.
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IP: 2AC9 5FB1
Mets wins 2-1
Mets WINS 2-1 Nick Fletcher LOSES 1-1 |
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