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Old 04-19-07, 01:47 PM   #1
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17. Nick Fletcher (1-0) vs. 18. Mets (1-1)

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G.B.A
Gimmick Battle Association


Yo Momma Battles

We've all heard yo momma jokes. Can you actually write them? Diss your opponent's mom and be vicious. Be creative, a lot of stuff has been played on this topic so you will need to come original. Good Luck.

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Old 04-20-07, 08:58 AM   #2
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this should be cool... how many? 16??
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Old 04-20-07, 09:55 AM   #3
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nicccccckk!!!
message me fool, aiight peace
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Old 04-21-07, 10:11 AM   #4
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here it is, a quick 16 lines... match me..


Riiiggghhhhhhttttttt....
Yeh son, yo momma's so flat chested.. here's how it goes
Dudes flip her into the crab position... then bust out the iron 'n' wrinkled clothes
& don't get me started on the weight of that ghastly freak
FUCK IT! Yo momma's so fat.. Lost was filmed on her left ass cheek
I roll out the jokes often, & the old ones, I'm lookin' to free 'em
Speakin' of.. yo momma so old you could call ya house a fucking museum
Now we can debate on her looks, 'n' I'll present my position
Forget Harry Potter..
.. yo momma so ugly, I thought Hogwarts was her medical condition
The bitch used dirty tactics and rose to the top of careers
Hell, yo momma's so low.. its no wonder you've been a bastard for years
That bitch is a retard, how she gone say she ain't heard o' me
Yo momma so stupid..
.. I came with a paradox and she thought she was in surgery
& yo momma so big 'n' hairy, I feel remorse like a real thing
'Coz GOD DAMN! it must've hurt when she fell off the empire state building
Dirty whore! I'm saying your dad must've been rocked slim
'Coz yo momma so nasty, he was beggin' his friends to cock-block him.

Yeah Yeah!!
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Old 04-25-07, 08:06 AM   #5
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i key'd up 12 man.

sorry if im too late.


yo.


now ur mom isnt an athlete, in high school we called'her bavarian cream
she so fat..she aint evn play b-ball n made the McDonalds all-american team
plus her titties hang reallll low, nevr'll be confused for a milf
shit, the bitch went to the farm n all the baby cows started suckin for milk
..& ur mom loves the cock, she's either gettin nailed or gettin a headstart
but please tell me how that bitch got so fat her fingernails got stretchmarks
i gotta get at least one more fat joke in cos idk how long her heart'll beat
..& cos' evryday she grocery shops like its an episode of super market sweep
let's talk about her pussy now, they try to ride but its an insane course
the bitches vagina is so big, her landin strip has a side job for the airport
shes super dpressed though, which is probaly why i'd never laugh at ya
slit her wrist, & the blood coulda killed mor people than diamonds in africa
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Old 04-26-07, 12:20 AM   #6
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Uppin for votes
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Old 04-26-07, 09:37 AM   #7
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& don't get me started on the weight of that ghastly freak
FUCK IT! Yo momma's so fat.. Lost was filmed on her left ass cheek
Now we can debate on her looks, 'n' I'll present my position
Forget Harry Potter..
.. yo momma so ugly, I thought Hogwarts was her medical condition
That bitch is a retard, how she gone say she ain't heard o' me
Yo momma so stupid..
.. I came with a paradox and she thought she was in surgery
^but I been seein paradox wp alot lately


Vsss

let's talk about her pussy now, they try to ride but its an insane course
the bitches vagina is so big, her landin strip has a side job for the airport

I got nick fletch winnin this 1

V// Nick Fletcher
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Old 04-26-07, 11:00 PM   #8
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& don't get me started on the weight of that ghastly freak
FUCK IT! Yo momma's so fat.. Lost was filmed on her left ass cheek
Now we can debate on her looks, 'n' I'll present my position
Forget Harry Potter..
.. yo momma so ugly, I thought Hogwarts was her medical condition
& yo momma so big 'n' hairy, I feel remorse like a real thing
'Coz GOD DAMN! it must've hurt when she fell off the empire state building


vs.


now ur mom isnt an athlete, in high school we called'her bavarian cream
she so fat..she aint evn play b-ball n made the McDonalds all-american team
i gotta get at least one more fat joke in cos idk how long her heart'll beat
..& cos' evryday she grocery shops like its an episode of super market sweep
let's talk about her pussy now, they try to ride but its an insane course
the bitches vagina is so big, her landin strip has a side job for the airport



Okay, cool battler here. Mets had the wording and was more creative, while Nick had the ROFLZ. This is a tough one to call. Mets had more haymakers, but Nick had a more consistant verse. Overall though I think that the wording really took it for Mets, if Nick had worded slightly better I would have voted him, but as it stands I got Mets taking it.

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Old 04-27-07, 10:02 AM   #9
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Yeh son, yo momma's so flat chested.. here's how it goes
Dudes flip her into the crab position... then bust out the iron 'n' wrinkled clothes
& don't get me started on the weight of that ghastly freak
FUCK IT! Yo momma's so fat.. Lost was filmed on her left ass cheek
Now we can debate on her looks, 'n' I'll present my position
Forget Harry Potter..
.. yo momma so ugly, I thought Hogwarts was her medical condition

vs.

now ur mom isnt an athlete, in high school we called'her bavarian cream
she so fat..she aint evn play b-ball n made the McDonalds all-american team
i gotta get at least one more fat joke in cos idk how long her heart'll beat
..& cos' evryday she grocery shops like its an episode of super market sweep
let's talk about her pussy now, they try to ride but its an insane course
the bitches vagina is so big, her landin strip has a side job for the airport

First off, I'm sorry this didn't get more votes, it deserved more, it was a good battle. The fact that Mets went 12 makes this much harder to vote on. If he went 16, good chance he woulda had another quotable and won, but as it stands, I got it 3-3.

Nick had the line of the battle with the Hogwarts shit, that was hilarious. Unfortunately, I felt that while his 2 other quotables were good, both were borderline because the left ass cheek thing, I've heard a similar joke before and the first was good, but not amazingly dope. Meanwhile, Mets' 3 quotables were really funny, especially the airplane thing. Both had some shit I really wasn't feelin' I dunno, I got Mets winnin' this but coulda went either way.

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Old 04-27-07, 10:02 AM   #10
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Mets wins 2-1

Mets WINS 2-1
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