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Old 11-12-08, 01:39 AM   #16
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maybe you really have two small penises, that when side by side, look like one regular sized penis?
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Old 11-15-08, 09:22 PM   #17
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Go see the doctor asap. It was just the middle skin of your pee hole sticking together this time.. but what happens if all the skin sticks? You go to pee one day and your dick is gonna explode!
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Old 11-15-08, 09:34 PM   #18
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I'll be a shatter bladder D:
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Old 11-15-08, 09:51 PM   #19
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maybe you really have two small penises, that when side by side, look like one regular sized penis?

Wait, JTR...

You only got ONE penii?

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Old 11-15-08, 10:42 PM   #20
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i remember one time when i was like 9 the side of my dingaling got like caught on my jeans or somethin and angled my peehole down onto my jeans and i didn't realize it and pissed all down my damn jeans before i felt the warmth and stopped... lol, shit sucked.
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Old 11-15-08, 11:25 PM   #21
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quit fuckin' around that was yesterday
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Old 11-15-08, 11:45 PM   #22
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lol, naw mayne... my peepee is big enough to hang well outside my pants now lol. shit was horrible though, one of those nightmare experiences from my childhood i'll remember forever, i think i was on a school field trip or something too, so it REALLY sucked.
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Old 11-16-08, 12:02 AM   #23
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they almost didn't let me back on the bus when we went on a school field trip and they said not to go in the water but there were sharks in the water so i went out and played in it and the bus driver was pissed cuz i was all wet and sandy when i got in back in the bus

not like they could abandon me there on a secluded beach

lol

all kinds of fucked up shit happened to me as a kid now that i think about it.
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Old 11-16-08, 12:18 AM   #24
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i remember one time we lost a kid on a field trip and didn't realize it until we got back. LOL
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Old 11-16-08, 12:37 AM   #25
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yeah your class is the reason every other class nowadays is buggin' 'bout roll call huh lol
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Old 11-20-08, 12:56 AM   #26
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residual semen after previous ejaculation



yeah, Ac's right.


cuz sometimes i would do that same shit...n b like, wtf? than i started seeing how it would happen after i'd have sex, jackin off


good luck on solving your problem of the two way stream
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Old 11-20-08, 01:02 AM   #27
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I don't know why or how it happens, but that shit will more often than not happen every time if you take a piss after previously ejaculating.

Also, it can sometimes occur say if you have been jogging or running. Its happened to me a couple of times.. I've rushed home desperate for a piss, got to the toilet and my aim was completely fucking shot. I have found though that for the latter, after running or some shit that if you give it a shake before release you should be just fine.
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Old 11-20-08, 01:03 AM   #28
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i heard it can also happen after sticking objects up your asshole.
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Old 11-20-08, 01:06 AM   #29
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^ ROFL.

Perhaps we should ask CALI, I hear the broom gives him good rim jobs.
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Old 11-20-08, 01:07 AM   #30
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word, Cali and his 'hard' prison time experience would allow us to know
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