Rules:

10-20 lines...
u spit first...
no d/r, hata, crew votes...

holler...

alright checkin in. lll post within half an hour cauz im nearly finished rendering this animation............................

k dawg, im down wit dat............................................... ...
this 100 character shit is pissin me off.............

Pmed me to battle cauz he wanted a cypher lesson//
but ur aged so i gotta put u in the category of "senior contestants"//
this cats rhyme will resemble his avatar... its tired and old//
make short work by "Bustin" his "Rhymez", steal his cane and "flip the mode"// (im sure u all know flip mode squad)
pity this geriatric, staggers and leaks just like his flow//
but i admire he defyed the impossible, he "sucks" and he "blows"//
have him hyperventolatin, disintegrate his whack statements//
render him useless by severing his aged care payments//
have his mouth drop to the floor, or should i say dentures//
coud say he "bit the dust", comin up against this lyrical pressure//
whoops his dentures fell out, cant spit ill if u engraved it in ur false teeth//
his foundations are sore, must be the corns on his feet//
this bitch seems fishy, his pussy stench must be throwin me out//
close ur legs, see more sick things spittin from there than ya mouth//
hez been on longer than me but hez win ratio is bleak//
bring this man a cold drink, he cant handle this heat//
question the fact that u live in England//
when all ur homeboyz are in Florida chillin out with Giligan// (from Giligan's Island for all those slow ppl out there)
rhymez weaker than his bladder, aw man the floors covered in piss//
before u leave merked dont forget to clean up your mess//

yeah this 100 characters thing is shittin me as well...... speak of the devil............................................. .

ight yo, i'll make a promise to return tha favor, if
ya'll vote on my battle wit Feminem (i think shes got
some d/r votes in there so check it out and tell me
wut you think) then i'll return tha favor here. Thanks..
.................................................. ................................... - one

damn R..fiori better bring it, cuz those first few
bars were fuckin nice. I'll be sure to hit this up
as soon as she replies........................ - one

she is a fuckin he u nerd.............................................. ....
dont have time to spit now but i will spit later today...
peace............................................. ........................

oh its a chick woopz hahahhaa well in that case ill have to change all the hez to shez hahhaha sorri fiori i had no clue... next time ill have to ASK before i battle

disregard this stoopid post.............................................. .................................................. .................................................. ...............................................

no, no, no......i am a male.......
thug whyte said as soon as she replies......
i was aimin that at him, not u man.....lol

hahah all cools then once again sorri i had this problem wit the very first person i battled. some1 named kinky69. If ur out there im sorri kinky69.

hehe alrite ill wait for u verse later... good luck i betta stop freeposting

cypher i'll vote wen he replys tight shit dawg!! will ya vote on my battle wiv pudsy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!thanx dawg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OK....
YO...Check this

good day skip, hows life in australia...
fuck the gettin to know ya shit, imma kill all o ya...
ya betta step off da stage, i planted land mines everywhere...
or is it just me spittin, that leaves you to stand and stare...
like a jack in the box, i get you unexpected...
i best not get to close to you your breath it might leave me infected...
u think ur tight, but ur as open as the gran canyon...
thats what ya get for havin ya dad blow ya ass with his cannon...
ya lyrics dont hurt me bitch, i hit harder with my little toe...
i must be the one dawg, cos im dodgin every blow...(the one, neo, in matrix)
i'll leave you confused, like when ya girl tells ya shes a man...
ya sittin there thinkin, "thats why she didn't wanna shag"...
ya talkin shit dawg, i aint aged, im fifteen...
doesn't stop me from bein the first dude to split ya spleen...
cos no other emcee is capable of doin that shit...
im as good at spittin as what a pimp is lickin clits...
talkin bout my pussy dawg, my pussy is a dick...
i must be an AK dawg, cos im spittin rapid bullets...
u needed beatin dawg, so battlin me must have been fate...
im here to provide onslaught, but - good day mate...(hes from australia)