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:\ I was called a douche by two girls in about ten seconds, one girl said 'I only talk to you because I pity guys with small penises' and they keep signing off on me. My last girlfriend was in the schoolyear, because I've been cooped up in my house playing video games all summer, and she was hot, then five minutes letter I get a note saying 'I just want to be friends now'.

I got game, bitches!