...I had a staff party and got drunk as fuck.

During that time however, I asked the bartender to make me an exact James Bond style martini...

...that shit tasted fucking rude.

I recommend you do not try this drink...

*dies*

i drank sum flavored water 2night werd

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u ever had a liquid coke?

everybody was talkin it all up like it was the strongest shot you can take and shit, but i swear, it just tasted like u were swallowing 15 sticks of Big Red at once or somethin

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rye and coke, can't go wrong

Spilt rye and coke on my pants.

It was sweet, looked like I pissed all over my own ass.

Ps. Nice name...*waits for a napolean dynamite comment*

..."Do the chickens have large talons?"

PPs. COL-B is a sexy beast.

^i'm talkin about liquid cocaine, not coca-cola

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im talking about rye and coke, not being a coke head

mines just water wif sum flavor added... *sigh* werd

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liquid coke contains no cocaine, thats just what they call it

its Goldschlager, Bacardi, and Jager all in one shot

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man i have this gmabling problem so me and my boy was taking shots..to we put up a quarter for every shot we took without making a face...so i ended up winnin $15..now thats 60 shots!!! man i thought i was good but as soon as i stood up i fucking threw up and landed in my own vomit and slept there..

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60 shots?
no, please tell me that was a typo

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r u talon from Laguna Beach???

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nah, from the lasagna house on 3rd

you wanna know my night? its midnight and i can hear my parent having sex upstair, thats a shitty night

wow, that is a shitty night

its midnight here and i can hear my two fine-ass girl neighbors outside in the hallway

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