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stfuyouinsanejokeryou

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dontcatcharoundhousetothejugularyouflaminghomosexu alwhoIlovebecauseheissexy.

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I've seen this topic discussed on the history channel. My views will never change. I believe... when sacraficed (at a bonfire), birds munch on the souls of crutons in a very 'i'll eat your soul' manner.

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I believe the cruton became extinct a number of years ago, you old baboon!

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I fuckin knew it. *does drive by on seseme street* This my block.

I got lost on Sesame street once.

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The crutons were destroyed in a genocide sort of manner, but the scientists at HJA bred lab crutons. And they are now largely populating the South East Mississsippi area.

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Ah, yes, but the birds cannot survive off of man-made crutons alone.

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BARBRA MOTHERFUCKING STREISAND

just trust me on this 1.

ive dun my research on this shit.

in her earlier years az a pirate...



she thought her parot called her a cracka, so she slashed its little bird throat n nailed it 2 a canon ball and shot it in a random direction.

tha canon ball landed in a scientists kitchen named Chris Dabatos PHD.

he performed mouth 2 mouth, n tried 2 save tha birds life. hiz moms walked in tha room like "Chris, y do u have ur lips around that cock???" she wuz a garbage man, n she sed there wuz a "bringin shit back 2 life machine" in her garbage truck he could use. so he got it and brang tha bird back 2 life. Chris wanted 2 understand tha parot so he could figure out wut happened 2 him. so he lived like a parot fo 17 years, eating nuthin but froot loops n he even painted hiz body blue n green n yellow n shit. so eventually Chris could understand wut tha parot wuz saying. so he wanted Barbra Streisand 2 burn in hell. he got on hiz bike and drove 2 tha moon, where he hooked up wif Rita frum power rangers. n threw a parot in her little oven thingy n made a huge evil parot that had bad acting and wen he talked it didnt match hiz lips.

anywayz, tha big evil parot called up all tha utha birds in tha werld like

"hey"

n they were like "ummm, hey"

n he wuz like "haha, know who this iz?"

n they were like "uhhh... im gonna guess Steve...?"

n he wuz like "hahaha, o u joker. naw, its me, tha big evil parot guy"

n they were like "OHHHHH, tha guy frum Janet's halloween party right?"

n he wuz like "haha, yeah, that wuz me"

n they were like "hey, hows she goin?"

n he wuz like "ahh, not 2 bad, u know. u?"

n they were like "same ol same ol. i wuz plannin on buyin groceris 2day, but u know, wif tha gas prices and all, haha"

n he wuz like "haha, yeah, i hear that..... uhh ANYwayz, so yeah, wut im callin about... me n sum utha birds were thinkin bout gittin 2gether , n, i dunno, being tha devil, u know, just foolin around. n i wuz just wonderin if maybe u'd like 2 join us?"

n they were like "o yeah, sure, sure, sounds fun. i'll b there at about, hmmmm, id like 2 say 7:30ish, but, i know i'd b late, im always late, lol, so lets say 8?"

n he wuz like "yeah, sounds good"

n then it all went downhill frum there. werd

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No.....

the only birds that are the devil.........are extinct......theyre called teradactuls

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Did that fuckin bum in the garbage mislead you?

Nah...Well...kinda...I asked him how to get home and he kept asking where the fuck he was. It was all a mess. Finally I walked into this giant elephant doing cocaine. Sesame street doesnt look safe for the likes of me.

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Listen, I know what I'm talking about. I am a Kagtorologist. I got my degree at Stanford in California. I had sex with the gym teacher. But anyway, the Crutons are denying the birds of their rice, which is forcing them to attack.

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I don't care what fancy school you went to, or how many gym teachers you fucked. Theres nothing like fucking park rangers, and that's that. However, I believe that the only way to put an end to this madness is a mass killing of the birds, or eliminating the crutons altogether.

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