Now, I know California (the west) has different ways of doing things...but, I met my homie cousin from New York, and he hates me now, because I'm from Cali and I talk all proper.

And he never knows what I'm talking bout at the same time.


So, seeing how this board is from many different places around the WORLD, let's start something up.
Let's start up a convo using words that are used from where "we're" from, and see how much different the language is...

Cause when I go to tour the world, I don't wanna get hated on by everybody and they momma because of how I talk, I can just fit right in.

So, start this shit up...

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bet that up kid...............

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what tha hell that mean?

haha..I can't start a convo if I don't know what it mean.

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Oh hecky naw, this muthafucka got TREATED!

shit...bet that up to

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well around here, if we talkin about gettin head you would say sumthin like~~~~yo im bout to go over this girl house see if she wants some mouth wash(translation= I am going to go over this young ladies house and see if she would like to partake in oral sex with me.
or.....if you chillin n shit and someone like "yall tryna ball?, meet me up at da court"..and we would be like iight bet(translation= ok, friend i will be there in aproximately 10 minutes. make sure to bring H20 because it gets mighty hot out here)

this nigga straight ronald mcdonald....

translation

this nigga a staright clown...fool....

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lol....i tried to sound real proper for translation but here go some more

man you a straight dumbass

translation

man you a straight dumbass

goof on a nigga....


translation


make fun of him....

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Man...ya'llsa bust!

You ain't posed to do that whole translation thingy, just hold a convo raw and gutta...i just wanted to know what that meant so I can help start off tha convo..

now lets get it poppin like redenbauchers...
that real way...

I'll start..

What kinda beezies eye poppin for ya'll niggas?

*if you don't know what the person above is talkin about, just make up some shit*

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aint no booper round here cuz....


i'm ready to get throwed...anybody wanna go goose huntin?

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Man, niggas shoutin in my earpiece that down bottom got some of the best beezies you could find. I aint knowing if that 360 or what, but I'm tryn' get a flight to boston by one of the dirty souf breezies if that's so...

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you got to be in the right area of the south to get the breezies.....Nashville, Memphis, Houston, Atlanta, Miami, New Orleans.....only places to get them good boopers

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Well, when I get my chalupa situated, I'm on 747 to heaven.
You scrape in tha souf?

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