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LLL Magazine...HERE YOU GO SLUTS!!!
IP: C935 E328
Hi.. im sek-c
this time im doing 2 interviews cause im twice as dope as i was last week...anyways..read this or i will eat you. Sureal NwPirrelivance: how would you like NwPirrelivance: to be interviewed for the mag? The Sureal One: i would love it NwPirrelivance: dopeness NwPirrelivance: *puts on fancy interview goggles* NwPirrelivance: yeah goggles The Sureal One: make it start with something witty... aka... let me start, hoe NwPirrelivance: shut the fuck up. NwPirrelivance: ^witty enough? ............................. ............................. (talking about nothing to do with the mag) The Sureal One: ...And Then The Bitch Came Over Right, And Sat Down Beside Me, Dropped Her Panties And Fisted Herself.. NwPirrelivance: wow that mustve been dope. The Sureal One: yea i think it was cam's mom NwPirrelivance: lmao The Sureal One: sounds dope NwPirrelivance: ok then..fuck a prewritten were gonna freestyle this biotch NwPirrelivance: that means..i have no questions :-( NwPirrelivance: ok The Sureal One: ok The Sureal One: and i have no answers NwPirrelivance: how do you feel about you not being in charge of the LLL anymore? The Sureal One: im the one that gave it up, cuz i was sick of all the bitching and shit, im alot more comfortable with Sacred Scriptures NwPirrelivance: it wasnt taken from you? The Sureal One: no, i talked to brandon, and he wanted me to keep it, cuz if JAE had it, it would be corrupt, but i said i dont give a fuck, so then i said i wasnted ss, cuz all the lazy fucks werent doing shit in it The Sureal One: so he gave it to ToNe-E The Sureal One: but who doesnt 'give it' to tony ;-) NwPirrelivance: <---doesnt. NwPirrelivance: Tony mostly give it to me The Sureal One: word @ that The Sureal One: Kung Fu Ass Mother Fucking Puerto Rican In This Bitch NwPirrelivance: werd. The Sureal One: oh i have one important thing to say.. The Sureal One: cam's a fag NwPirrelivance: lmao The Sureal One: Oh WHAT!?!?!~~?!~ NwPirrelivance: Do you think that ToNe has done a good job so far? The Sureal One: yes, tony has done a very good job with the league, i like the changes being made to, i was just too fucking lazy to do that shit NwPirrelivance: werd. The Sureal One: you say werd. alot.. NwPirrelivance: werd. The Sureal One: does it make you feel happy or something? NwPirrelivance: i get off on it. NwPirrelivance: who is the best battler in the league right now? The Sureal One: best battler in the league right now.. hmmm The Sureal One: *goes to look at league* The Sureal One: i think that... cave, evolve, cam, and tony.. NwPirrelivance: if Cave would ever show. The Sureal One: are the best in the league if they apply themselves The Sureal One: word! NwPirrelivance: how about..best battler on the site? The Sureal One: oh most definetley those cats from 'Murder Inc' .. We The I-N-C- Nigga NwPirrelivance: werd! its MURRDDDAAAHHH The Sureal One: naw, on the real thats a hard one to call tho NwPirrelivance: agreed. The Sureal One: cuz we got some old faces showing up again (av, chrit, knightshade) and i havent seen if they have improved or shit like that The Sureal One: but definetely not you 8-)or me :'( NwPirrelivance: i know it isnt me NwPirrelivance: what about NwPirrelivance: Amend? NwPirrelivance: he catches alot of shit..but i think hes fairly dope. NwPirrelivance: even though hes like 47 The Sureal One: agreed^ The Sureal One: but he asnt shown me the skill that some of the other cats have NwPirrelivance: ok..lightning round nucca NwPirrelivance: you know the drill NwPirrelivance: ready? The Sureal One: no The Sureal One: yes NwPirrelivance: ok NwPirrelivance: wack The Sureal One: sex NwPirrelivance: lmao The Sureal One: hard NwPirrelivance: Sacred Scriptures is heading... The Sureal One: cam's mom on a beach in the caribean stroking herself ever so gently NwPirrelivance: lmao The Sureal One: harder The Sureal One: try again NwPirrelivance: Sureal is.. The Sureal One: me NwPirrelivance: Sureal is wacker than... NwPirrelivance: gotcha! NwPirrelivance: ha! The Sureal One: cheese NwPirrelivance: damn. The Sureal One: i was blowing my nose, and licking my hoes The Sureal One: dudeage The Sureal One: damn The Sureal One: beaver NwPirrelivance: if i could describe RB in one word it would be.. The Sureal One: over-rated The Sureal One: lol NwPirrelivance: the Regime.. The Sureal One: dopeness with a capital S The Sureal One: ya heard! NwPirrelivance: thats not one word nucca The Sureal One: dopenesS NwPirrelivance: werd. NwPirrelivance: and with that NwPirrelivance: we shall conclude this interview The Sureal One: why The Sureal One: fucking oreo, keep going NwPirrelivance: cause i cant think of anything else NwPirrelivance: :-( The Sureal One: im sorry NwPirrelivance: ok... NwPirrelivance: hmm The Sureal One: (isnt really sorry) The Sureal One: ;-) NwPirrelivance: (wants to go wack off) The Sureal One: (is already) NwPirrelivance: lol NwPirrelivance: ok.. The Sureal One: (can barely see your message on the screen) The Sureal One: damn whiteshit all over... like a country club NwPirrelivance: ok..what do you think of RBs status as apposed to vet sites such as RNR and RTM.. NwPirrelivance: ? The Sureal One: vet sites my ass, rb is better The Sureal One: sometimes i like to watch old hawaii 5-0 re-runs and twiddle my asshole with black licorice dipped in cheesewhiz... NwPirrelivance: me too! NwPirrelivance: on the reals now.. The Sureal One: cyber? NwPirrelivance: yes please The Sureal One: *turns into morbid* The Sureal One: Muahaha NwPirrelivance: *runs away* 13th... NwPirrelivance: once again...im freestyling this biotch. NwPirrelivance: ok.. cshep79: word to ur mother NwPirrelivance: you catch alot of heat from people such as Camarac and the like despite the fact that you hold victories over most of them..your comments? cshep79: those cats hate on me despite the fact that i spanked most of them......and with that fact......they still find some reason why i won....for example.....swaying and dick ryders....but the truth is.....as much as they bitch about dick ryding.......axl...cam....tony...and we know the rest of them....ride each other more than anybody on RB NwPirrelivance: fair enough... cshep79: i believe they cybered wit each other more than masterblaster cybered wit morbid cshep79: just an opinion... NwPirrelivance: lol NwPirrelivance: who do you think is the best battler in the LLL? cshep79: it depends on who is actually in the LLL at that time......but....i would have to say.....G.hod....he got nice wordplay and punches... NwPirrelivance: RB? cshep79: hmmmm......theres alot of talent out there......so...i can't really say best......but for a battler in text......i would say someone i enjoy readin is Amend,Evolve,and G.hod cshep79: i guess thats more than one person......eh.... NwPirrelivance: its all good...no one can really answer that question NwPirrelivance: everybody says like 9 people NwPirrelivance: : / cshep79: i woulda gave more.......but thats right off back NwPirrelivance: why did you leave the LLL? cshep79: because.......i got tired of all the bullshit....crying.....and gettin lined up wit newbs.....i like a real challenge so i can give it everything i have....if i see i'm lined up against someone who's wack.....i'd rather just lose....then even drop a good verse cshep79: but i checked back in...cuz i see tony did some cuts.... NwPirrelivance: dope. cshep79: maybe i could get Tony to ghostwrite for me if i cyber wit him...ur thoughts? cshep79: i'm pretty hot... NwPirrelivance: <---cybers with ToNe all the time NwPirrelivance: <---best ghoswriter alive. NwPirrelivance: did you see my verse i ghostwrit for SKiddlez? cshep79: yeah......i seen that shit........what a dumb jew.......... cshep79: isn't skiddlez the one who wanted to have phone sex wit u?...begged for u number in chat? NwPirrelivance: lmao NwPirrelivance: yep NwPirrelivance: FUCK YOU MENTAL, I FUCKED YOUR SISTER WHILE SHE WAS IN THE HOSPITALS OF MENTALS! REMEMBER WHEN YOU DROPPED YOUR PENCIL IN CLASS AND YOU CRIED? WELL...NO YOU DIE! YOU LIED WHEN YOU SAID YOUR MOM HAD A DIVORCE! YOU SPEAK IN CODE..AND ITS NOT MORSE! I HOPE YOU FUCK A HORSE...THEN I CAN CALL YOU ILL-MENTAL THE FUCKER OF HORSES! FUCK YOU NIGGA I MAY BE A NIGGA BUT WHEN IT COMES TO FAGS IM BIGGA! NwPirrelivance: i told him it was dope and he posted it NwPirrelivance: lmao NwPirrelivance: he got slipped cuz of that NwPirrelivance: <---dope NwPirrelivance: ok...lightning round NwPirrelivance: i say something NwPirrelivance: you say the first thing that comes to mind NwPirrelivance: ok cshep79: word to ur mother funky fresh..... NwPirrelivance: If i could change one thing about RB it would be.. cshep79: dick ryders and fucked up votes NwPirrelivance: werd.. cshep79: to ur mother NwPirrelivance: If i could slip anybody it would be.. cshep79: all of frontlines NwPirrelivance: lol NwPirrelivance: handicap NwPirrelivance: 79 vs. 1 NwPirrelivance: 5 bucks on you cshep79: word NwPirrelivance: ok NwPirrelivance: Best crew on Rb.. cshep79: :-)....regime....what?! NwPirrelivance: werd. cshep79: U.T. is ill though........;-) NwPirrelivance: lol...those kids still think they arnt wack. NwPirrelivance: heh cshep79: who's the new leader of that crew? NwPirrelivance: no one they all went to PA cshep79: oh yeah..... cshep79: we got a battle wit them NwPirrelivance: oh G.Hod joined PA out of spite NwPirrelivance: lmao cshep79: LMAO.........thats some funny shit cshep79: i should join NYG now that chrit is back.........lol NwPirrelivance: lmao NwPirrelivance: werd. NwPirrelivance: alright teenth...i guess thisll do it...any comments you have to go out with? cshep79: i could go out dissin cats and what not......but i'm not gonna do that.....i'll just leave out with this........RB needs to find a way to put an end to these voting rings and shit......cuz cats who shoulda won battles got dicked....I.E.....knucklehead vs NY Envy....Fgee vs Mortality and what not..........also.....Slips are coming....i got 3 lined in my book.....and got more on the list cshep79: and....... cshep79: Cam aka Vortex aka James Bondage aka ???? is a fuckin homo cshep79: thats it NwPirrelivance: lol NwPirrelivance: ok NwPirrelivance: thanks dukes cshep79: no doubt....keep it real u jive turkey and word to ur mother funky fresh NwPirrelivance: werd. just when you think it couldnt possible be anymore gangsta in here..another interview! JayBallaPlaya15: ready when u are :-) NwPirrelivance: hmm NwPirrelivance: i thought you meant next week NwPirrelivance: ok then NwPirrelivance: here we go NwPirrelivance: freestyleing this JayBallaPlaya15: lol u can always save it slut NwPirrelivance: as usual JayBallaPlaya15: best way to do it rite there JayBallaPlaya15: *sits in guest's chair* JayBallaPlaya15: it's already warm...i like NwPirrelivance: what do you think are some pros and cons of the new hardcore matches? JayBallaPlaya15: unlimited bars and not knowing who ur opponent is bringing along to rip u a new asshole NwPirrelivance: werd. NwPirrelivance: who is the best battler in the LLL right now? JayBallaPlaya15: either evolve or g. hod...hard to decide NwPirrelivance: did you consider the recent additions of Bare Knuckle and Kassius? JayBallaPlaya15: yea i did...kassius hasn't done much text in a long ass time...bare knuckle is good tho NwPirrelivance: ah. where do you see Jay Pana 1 year from now in relation to rap? JayBallaPlaya15: in college still at rapbattles merkin herbs...won't be doin text at all and fuckin ppl up in tha audio side NwPirrelivance: do you plan to pursue rap as a career? JayBallaPlaya15: nope not at all...i do find it funny that there's ppl on rb that's been rappin for years and i'm better than them JayBallaPlaya15: *cough*t-square*cough* NwPirrelivance: lol JayBallaPlaya15: actually...i'll never get signed...i'm too lazy to work on demos and shit like that NwPirrelivance: lol NwPirrelivance: who do you think is honestly NwPirrelivance: the single best crew on RB right now? JayBallaPlaya15: regime...and i'm not sayin this jus cuz i'm in tha crew...it's fact JayBallaPlaya15: lmao...i posted that in tha wrong window JayBallaPlaya15: o well...atleast they know wut i think lol NwPirrelivance: lol NwPirrelivance: who would win at a game of pool..Madonna or Christina Aguilera? JayBallaPlaya15: madonna...really i think she can hold a pool stick with that big ass gap between her teeth NwPirrelivance: lol NwPirrelivance: werd. NwPirrelivance: why are you so anti-pinkslip NwPirrelivance: especially as of late? JayBallaPlaya15: seriously...ppl like 13th took pink slip matches too far...last time it got out of hand like this shadow was tha admin and he outlawed pink slip matches JayBallaPlaya15: it's gotten pointless cuz everybody is tryna slip each other for no reason...and even after they lose they still come back so it doesn't matter NwPirrelivance: ah..ok...lightning round time nucca NwPirrelivance: i say something...well you know the drill JayBallaPlaya15: *holds penis* NwPirrelivance: ready? JayBallaPlaya15: ready! NwPirrelivance: ok... NwPirrelivance: if i could sleep with anyone it would be.. JayBallaPlaya15: chrit's mother JayBallaPlaya15: lmao NwPirrelivance: if i could change one thing about RB it would be.. JayBallaPlaya15: the end would make me admin and i'd ban a shit load of herbs...IP style NwPirrelivance: i get that response alot to that question.. NwPirrelivance: without a doubt.. JayBallaPlaya15: that's tha best answer to it NwPirrelivance: who is the best..most sek-c-est freestlying interviewer of all time? JayBallaPlaya15: my ol' g triple baxter d. wall...even tho i'd gladly take ur spot that way i can be sek-c and u can be a slut lol NwPirrelivance: <--would love be your slut NwPirrelivance: but yo ucould never be sek-c NwPirrelivance: sorry NwPirrelivance: :-( JayBallaPlaya15: lol it's ok...ur still my slut NwPirrelivance: yes! NwPirrelivance: if you could battle anyone...with the most fair voting ever...who would it be? JayBallaPlaya15: whoeva is tha LLL champion next week...and if they're nice i won't come half assed like i always do NwPirrelivance: it will be NwPirrelivance: Bribeone. NwPirrelivance: guarenteed. NwPirrelivance: will you come half-assed? JayBallaPlaya15: most likely NwPirrelivance: lol NwPirrelivance: OOOOOOOHHH NwPirrelivance: so next week NwPirrelivance: Jay gets a shot at the heavy eh? JayBallaPlaya15: if i win this battle vs. sureal and feeble...i'm comin for bribe...if i win that i might be tha slut i'm known for and retire NwPirrelivance: retire?! NwPirrelivance: from the LL NwPirrelivance: LLL* or permenatly? NwPirrelivance: ... JayBallaPlaya15 signed off at 8:17:24 PM. JayBallaPlaya15: i got kicked off :-( NwPirrelivance: :-) NwPirrelivance: okaly dokaly JayBallaPlaya15: lmao JayBallaPlaya15: hahahaha JayBallaPlaya15: ok flanders NwPirrelivance: thats NwPirrelivance: Sek-c McPimpMaster Flanders to you NwPirrelivance: shall we continue? JayBallaPlaya15: lol no it isn't...ur my slut...if i say u toss salad lick ass like u've never licked ass before lol JayBallaPlaya15: yes we shall NwPirrelivance: werdizzle. NwPirrelivance: same question. JayBallaPlaya15: word to chrit's mother...she says hi by tha way JayBallaPlaya15: wut was tha question? NwPirrelivance: ask her if she stole my Bud Light playing cards...we were using them...shes so innovative when it comes to getting me off NwPirrelivance: lol NwPirrelivance: i think it was something like JayBallaPlaya15: lmao NwPirrelivance: are you considering retiring? JayBallaPlaya15: yea she did take them...she tried that on me but it didn't work JayBallaPlaya15: yea i am considering it...text isn't fun to me anymore NwPirrelivance: ask her to do the "Royal Flush" Enema...its dope. JayBallaPlaya15: there's no point in doin sumthin that's not fun NwPirrelivance: but youll stick around for audio? JayBallaPlaya15: haha word...i'll tell her when she comes back from makin my sandwich JayBallaPlaya15: yea of course...i'm not goin anywhere NwPirrelivance: dope. JayBallaPlaya15: i jus won't be doin text anymore JayBallaPlaya15: like 13th's mother's deep throat NwPirrelivance: so Jay...i have some jerkin off to do..do you have any last questions or comments? NwPirrelivance: <--isnt kidding. im really gonna wack it. i got this porn with Asias Carrera and Miko Lee goin at it..its fucking dope. JayBallaPlaya15: hahaha word...i wanna see it too...i haven't wacked off all day NwPirrelivance: i havent wacked in 15 minutes...im about to explode NwPirrelivance: Thank you for your time Jay...and if you want to see it JayBallaPlaya15: but anyway...here's my last comment...i'm a incredibly sexy slut and all of u are my sluts under mangement by me...there's my comment JayBallaPlaya15: yea i wanna see it...is it on kazaa? NwPirrelivance: its on Kazaa labeled "Chrits Mom & Sister give it a go" NwPirrelivance: but seriously NwPirrelivance: hold on NwPirrelivance: lemme see JayBallaPlaya15: lol word NwPirrelivance: Nympo Asian lesbians - where the hell is part II NwPirrelivance: i got part 2 as well...but its hard to find NwPirrelivance: i had to get it off NwPirrelivance: Imesh JayBallaPlaya15: lol aight Asian porn is werd.. Predictions..by request. Bribeone over Taktik in the heavyweight bout.. although TT shows signs of dopeness Bribes experience will be too much.. Nuke over A2Z... Nuke is extremely underrated..hell win this Baxter and Fgee...im not gonna make a prediction on my own battle.. Dimense over Riva..Dimense is dope..Riva isnt. period. Kassius over Evolve..although i think that this should be extremely dope and most likely the highlight of the week, i think Kass will edge this out Logic over Mortality...Mortality will clown new-bs but i doubt he will succeed in the LLL Av over 13th..13th got him last time but those personals will be tired this time around Cave Canem over Haze..if he shows this will be an easy win Micatic beats this kid...Dyna's lines are stretched and not even that good Bare Knuckles over G.Hod...G.Hod is good...but a little piece of RnR has been brought to RB..BN will out-punch him Amend and Axl...too close to call... Cameron over Liquid Thug Whyte over Youngblood Knuckle over Feeble and Sureal..judging by his gues last week, Knucks will have the superios roster..but then again these are hard to call due to the wild card factor... and lastly..this weeks top punches. 10. Dez- call me Wal-Mart...with the way i deny Parental AdviserY The Definition of Ill is wack....a case of bittersweet irony 9. Bribe1- Like Cinder Blocks Fallin On Sleepin Arabs, Im Crushing Dreams Of G-Hod- Lyric Ali Cant Step In A Square.So He Getz Outboxed By A God- 8. A2Z- This Kid Talks A Hard Game...Too Bad He Plays Chess I'm 'Moving This Pawn'... & Easily Keeping His Skills 'In Check' 7. U.e.- i Bruise Kids when Rhymin, You suck n' i Wont Lie Bitch Theres 4 Sides to Wackness .................. And T-Square Defines it! 6. JB- this threads a bore. . but im sure that your groupies will pass because voters'll be Riding On E ..like the car was Outta Gas! 5. Dimense- Sorry you Lose.. your Brain on Concrete's, the Mental Proof A to Z call me MC Add-Prefix, cause I'm putting an N to U 4. G.Hod- Let me sift through fallacies. . Pure?! Surely, you're not stoppin my rude storm Regime: It's over. . It always has been -- Perfect's still on top of the crew forums 3. Evolve- crowd's will like & thank.. im forced to leave this Biter Rocked forget Scratching the Surface, im Cracking his whole Writer's Block 2. Cam-blessed w/ sickenin' touch, forfeit - & save from losing man, this week, i'll be Dropping E harder than Rave Music Fans! and the number one punch of the week..... 1. TonDizzle- Wrap you Up in Plastic ....... iM Doper to A Certain Degree And i Mean it Literally When i Say ... YOUR OUTTA MY LEAGUE! wait! a #0 punch! 0. Flawless- no show... ho- moe... where ya been.. i seem to win.. ^DDDOOOPPPPPEE!! that concludes this weeks mag...if you disagree with anything i said or have any comments or opinions.. i dont care... ...and that...is word. Last edited by Jay Pana : 08-26-03 at 11:38 PM. |
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ahh...i did it in notepad and planned to transfer it to the correct format before posting... w/e.
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08-26-03, 10:33 PM | #3 | |||||||
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^i think it's sexy...
oh and i'm ready for my interview slut... |
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oh wait nevermind...
it already happened... *runs away happily* |
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i would like to thank Jaypana..Sureal..13th...whoa whoa whoa..
what im i thinking? you thank me... i let you in on this supreme dopeness... &...i even let you guys talk to me through AIM.. you should feel priveleged. Last edited by Dez : 08-27-03 at 12:06 AM. |
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I say AxL beats AMEND like a drum.
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these title shots are laughable. . if competition is the name of the game, the non-title shots hold more talent easily.
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nice mag.
lol. you know im gonna beat the shit outta knuckle and sureal baxter. ^wasnt kidding, dont laugh^ if you think ill get stomped...i dont care.... delete yourself. IF I WIN THE 3 WAY I WANT A TITLE SHOT! |
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2. Cam-blessed w/ sickenin' touch, forfeit - & save from losing man,
this week, i'll be Dropping E harder than Rave Music Fans! I liked James.....1^ |
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lmfao.....u'll eat ur words herb....
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08-27-03, 09:12 AM | #11 | ||||||
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^ forgot to quote what he said....
funny tho,how Dimense is "ill" and im not...when he just lost to A2Z after i beat him 2 weeks b4 that...and the only battle ive last in this league was due to d'ring...so shut ur wak ass up.... |
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^you....are gay. and Dimense didnt even come 1/4 assed.
if you win, you win. i dont give a fuck. now get off my dick Rita. |
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08-27-03, 09:41 AM | #13 | ||||||
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i dont care how assed he came...dont down my skills,if u dont kno who i am...and if u do kno u should be aware cause u've voted on plenty of my battles...
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I'm not tryin,ur wak and im still winning,so kill your Raquet...
Baseball bat...Hockey Stick...and any other Gadget Silly Rabbit,Fucking Clown,F you and ya mother too, Fuckin Virgin ^heh.. what was i thinking? |
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lol...nice to know u can dig up verses...like one verse speaks for someones talent level?...i dont think so...
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