Check in's by Sunday
Verses by Tuesday
Votes dueThursday

Topic...

On the news

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checkin in yo i'm a drop mine by today or tomorrow aiit.............................................. .................................................. .................................................. ......................

yo check in burklor........................................... ..............................why havent u checked in yet?????????? iwanna be sure that ur still gunna do this

I'm in I'm in. I not allowed on the computer at home (except when I sneek on , which is rare)

Ok, since I only got to see this today (Monday) can I have an extension to Wednesday? If not, thats all right. I'll try my best, promise.

"On The News" ...check, aiighty,

By the way, good luck tRiLL, great opponent.

lol, good luck to both of you , both good flowers ....
.................. no not flower like the plant , FLOW - ER
ya now u get it

yesm.......yo madman give bruklor his extension cuse this shall be interesting,,,,,and one more thing this is just like an open mic thread right.....so there shouldnt be any thing like punche lines right?? pl tell me cuse i'm not sure.................good luck to u bruklor.... i just hope that u dont shit on me.......god damn mods they r just more experenced...oh wel lol i just pretty much told him to take it easy cuse i doubt that i'll beat a mod

You can put punch's in it, just make it fit. I put punch's into stories and shit.

LoL, I'm not that good. And just cuz I'm a mod doesn't mean I'm good.

Thanks for letting the extenison happen, (it applies to you also if you want). I will try to drop on Tuesday.

Peace, goodluck.

extension was granted...
other members shouldnt
expect an extension no
matter what the circumstances
unless. me and madman
like them...i like bruk
we registered in the
same month...hes a cool
kat...

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Wow...I got done on time (well early considering the extension). My style kind of change's near the end...got more serious, LoL, meh...I don't like it to much, but oh well here it is.
Oh, and the green colored lines = An alien speaking.
The italic line's = A New's Reporter (first one)
The bold line's = Are like ...oh fuck it just read.

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“Tonight on the evening news;
Michael Jackson is black again.
Buffy got pregnant from a vampire and gave birth to a shit load of suicidal, cannibalistic kids.
Britney Sp”---bzz--- “We interrupt your regular news program to bring you this ground breaking news;”
“Yo, I be the rapping alien |
Bringing dopeness to your cranium |
Extra terrestrial being | Givin’ ya girl sexual feelings |
Cock licker! With tourett’s I’m special |
Green ski”---bzz---“We interrupt your...err ground breaking news which interrupted your regular news program to bring you this even more ground breaking news;”
Yes, hello, I’m Richard Blew |
“The Rumors Are True” |
*smack* Gi’mme that mic | The boy was right |
I’m the spokesman for “Myths” |
I ain’t joking, listen up public. |
An old guy does live at the North Pole |
He gives away gifts, none of them are sold |
He’s got 8 Rein Deer | And only comes out once a year |
The Easter Bunny is pink and does have foot long ears |
Some wish that dirt rabbit was queer |
It ain’t just about the holidays |
People’s tell rumors all day |
Yes, you can get aids from a toilet seat |
You go blind if you beat your meat |
Look out, the Boogie Man’s all over the modern world |
Big Bird had a gay affair with the Cookie Monster |
In the bathroom, lights out, you better watch out |
Let her name escape ten times from your mouth |
And Bam! Marry will appear | Adjacent to the mirror |
Standing bloody and all | No more then four feet tall |
Then she’ll mutter “You called?” under the carbon dioxide escaping her lungs |
She tells her tale of rape. Dad gets a hard on, and makes her get on ‘the cock ride’, yet she’s so young |
One time Daddy’s rod died, from pure rage, beat her to death with the but of a gun |
Never arrested, sentenced to life for her death or having sex with his daughter, a quarter of his age |
That’s enough myths for now... P.S. Jerry Springer does have threesome’s with transvestites backstage |

i'll drop in like an hour or so after dinner.......................100 charecters mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

here's my drop

News views events that prevents,
The world from being unknown about it’s surroundings, its astounding,
How reading one article can shake us from the ground-n,
Make us realize what’s been happening lately,
We can see how the falsely, accused criminal escaped-the, (OJ)
Prison sentence n got harassed by the law,
But there are serious sad sides to events we all saw,
September 11th, when terrorism was dangerously present,
Millions affected 1000’s faced death,
Billions devastated, and forever Afghanis getting hated,
We see constantly the Israeli & Palestinians fighting over land that’s sacred,
Journalists behind enemy territory,
Risking they own lives to let the whole word see the story,
First it started off on paper then went on to international broadcast,
Shocking news like Sadam letting of nerve-gas,
To see how long his people’s breath will-last,
But all that we read isn’t always legit,
Its shit how they deceive people in British tabloids,
Getting fans paranoid, giving celebrities false accusations,
That reaches across nations, crushing career foundations,
But its not always bad news unless its about successful wealthy masons,
If we was un informed about all the happenings in the world then we would all sink into a never ending basin.

Vote Bruk

His whole set up was nice. Kind of funny too with the alien rapping...lol.. & his concept was unique. Nice verse.

yea both verses were nice,but im a vote trill fo rth efact is i like serious songs mor ethen comical ones,bruks verse was ill,but im in to the serious stuff more,i just cant get th efeel for a comical song,i guess its coz im a bastard or soemthing...i dunno...but yeah...vote -trill..

(the alien part had me laughin ahahhaha,nice one bruk....the shi twas crazy ahha)

bismillah

drawn at 1-1...

ill verse both yall...props.....



.................................................. ........................100 characters...pshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhh..the h button tpes faster then the dot button,its strange.............hhhhhhhhhhhh...see..oh i guess not but yeah.