yo i got this fan, like i'm a fuckin chinese-man/
it's sharp as fuck, ya culdn't even-hold it with nineteen-hands/
so let me take this fan, and slice ya spitefulness-out/
the mind of this house, my rhymes are blindin dis-out/
bullshittin but stayin high as a fuckin fly-mouse/
i'll cut out ya heart real quic, and have a barb-acue/
with no need to be shy, even yamoms is part of the stew/

next weapon=wheelchair

I'll roll down a hill on the back of a wheeelchair like a little kid....
You didnt see me ran you over before I pass you take a shit...
At 90 miles an hour that could hurt a bit...
Slap the breaks on and slap you silly with my dick...
ooops broke your neck when I did it..
didnt know I hit it...That hard when Im spittin...
Anything can happen but I always end up winning...
And if you end up living you'll end up sitting..
in that wheelchair you left as the next weapon...

Next weapon: One dead ant

ay yo

you want me to kill you with 1 dead ant
thats a stupid weapon .. i just cant
so ima change the 'next weapon'
that'll leave you lyin in heaven
its called a mother fuckin whip...
what i used on your moms clit
ill whip ya 'blind' and 'krush' ya rhymes
*CRACK CRACK* you betta believe me this time
Just cause this my second post dont mean i cant spit it
so ima leave the next cat with a bong to hit it

Next weapon: Bong.

The bong goes straight to your head...
When I smash it so hard you end up brain dead..
Enough said by that its over..
the after effects of death gotchu twitching...

I can kill you with anything..1 dead ant. Air.
Or a handful of nothing.
Spittin and punching...stomp your head and hear it crunching.
Look around and hit you with something...
Roll you in a carpet and look for somewhere to dump it..
Fuckit...I love this shit....

Next weapon: A dingleberry with a hair stuck in it...

ay yo

fuck your dingleberry with a hair on it
ima fuck you up with my words i spit
my rhymes leave ya blind like black ink in your eye
when MC's see your 'next weapon' they *sigh*
leave you wonderin ..................... why?
your shit aint ill .. its far from the truth

now the next cat kill me with a baby ruth

Im trying to make it difficult to kill a nigguh...
But spiteful ethics so pathetic he cant get poetic enough.
I'll damn near kill em with a bluff...
A baby ruth will do and anything else I could stuff..
Jam and pack it in his mouth so I can muffle..
The tip of ma 45 so you dont hear the shots go off...
just the shuffles and skuffle of adidas during the hustle..
I gotta leave just the obvious for the weak emcees...
And ethic can breathe with ease cause I'll leave 2 uzi's....
Little kids watchin too much movies..
Wouldn't really know what to do if they had Uzi's to pull on me...

Next weapon: UZI

sum one gave me an uzi! niggaz hit the deck/
wait dont even move i'll drop ya wit the mek/
empty a clip just to fill krushblinds nipple/
shoot his stomache and it only causes a ripple/
when im outta bullets i wip da shit out ya face and legs/
crush you hader with my spit than with a full keg/
bitch forgot who you fuckin wit a killah emcee like me/
this gonna turn to a catastrophie as i blast this emcee/
take off his limbs and leave his insides for last/
put holes all in 'em wit a single blast/
gonna need a cast, full o' body plast to save ya ass/
ya mass wieghs too much to dump ya body/
so i leave tha remains for an old bums potty/
fuck the uzi i get my shotty and unload sum shells/
afta i hit ya crew there will be two hells/

next weapon:a phone

cordless touch tone or cellular wireless
beat you with it like I'm tireless
jam the antenna in your eye with force
of course, all sorts of way's to kill you with the comunicator
ruin you haters, get fucked with the phone any taker's?
get electrically burned like the hands of bakers
wrap the cord around your juggular, usin the favorite possession of the popular
who needs a ruger, when you got a phone
blow your eardrums out with the dial tone
leave your head ringin like a xylaphone

dang.... next weznepon_ a window screen

ill grab ya head and smash it through the window screen..
Just bash...and crash..ya face into it, cause im mean..
Rub ya face into it...till it slices off all of ya skin..
Having ya looking like a zombie...saying "not again"..
Keep grinding ya face....against the screen and wires..
Then let ya head go and ya fall dead cause my hand got tired..

next weapon-- a Teddy Bear

Wheres the next weapon?...Oh well

I'll use Coffin...its commonly offen that jaws are droppin ))((
When I drop on it...cops even say DAM an the laws stoppin ))((
Speed by poppin hollows out the windows of the hearst front ))((
The merked grunt when their hearts stop...this ain't a stunt ))((
When Im countin Coffins...its usually the many mcs beatin by one blow ))((
Drivin by ya Honda leavin the hearst rear open droppin John Does ))((

Next Weapon: Binoculars

i spy this fly by called fortyounce wit bifocals
burn this bug, when i magnify wit my vocals
like bright opals, u see em glimmer and shine
"ahh its too bright!" i hear u whimper and whine
bitches go blind when i spy with binoculars
in fact, ill use these eyes to sight u when im poppin ya.
rhymes droppin ya, converted to bright beams
come fast and blast u like beams of lightning
its frightening , u hear it and fear it like u saw my ghost
but shinin it bright and spreadin the light is all i know...

next weapon: spraycan

spray shit in ya eyes to blind little guys/
let the chemicals eat you and leave ya for tha flys/
whip the can at ya stomache, make you choke on tha cap/
while you blind and cant see i take my gun and you get clapped/
tag ya remains with blue, red and white paint/
when you layin in the dirt ya fumes make me faint/
i get back up and stop the shit out ya face/
nuthin left that the cops cant use to trace/

next weapon:a button (lol)

How can a wussy be rough ,"C" doesnt know shit-
force chalk down his throat as he's chuggin it/
I aint got time 4 half ass rappers like him-
havin chalk stab up his face and 2nd placin him/
Im tied of u kid Im someone u want 2 be-
P.S. fuck u and the bitch thats under me?

Weapon: an Adz

for now i only have one goal
to take you down with nothing but a motherfucking pole
then dump you in the nearest hole
thats wut you get when you fuck with someone with no soul
thats why i have no self control
cause i loving doing this shyt solo

Next weapon: needle

***edit: ah shit i thought the next weapon was pole.. oh well