Wait...whos The New Champ?

I am *flexes text muscles*.

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No , I Mean Who Beat John Cena Yesterday?

I'd just like to say fuck everyone who talked shit and said i was gonna lose to Solo... Even though 90% of solo's posts in this forum had to do with me.

I think he loves me

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RV's Only 3 Time Topical Tourney Champion

Edge.... AFTER Cena won the chamber. He decided to cash in his money in the bank. ehh.... RAW should be dope tonight. Last night was so ill though.

2 on 3 bra and panties gauntlet match.

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wtf? smart ass bastard! wow
tell me what happened in the chamber though.....

Before they showed cut scene with Carlito and Masters. Saying they work together. And Masters is like "You kno what Carlito, that's cool." lol

Then Angle like, "you kno what Todd? I hope the US loses the war in Iraq" and Daivari like, "I do too!!" and then Angle like, "and my favorite country? Is France". Davari like "qui qui!!" and then he like, "and something else? I hate all black people" and Davari jus clap. and he like "I can say ALL this, and yet after their little You Suck chant, they will all root for me, you kno why? Cuz they KNOW I am the greatest wrestler of all time." He was correct tho, they DID cheer for him. A LOT


And then it started out with Cena and Michaels. Then next to come out was umm... Carlito. lmao.... when he came out, he started whoopin' on Cena, and WOW @ how much the crowd cheered for him, jus cuz it was on Cena, They booed cena like crazy. Then Michaels and Cena decided to work together. Then Angle came in, crowd went nuts, started suplexing everyone.... busted open Michaels. Then angle got Carlito in ankle lock, and Carlito about to tap, and the clock goin' fown 10, 9, 8, etc. And then Masters came in, and saved Carlito. And they started workin' their plan, Masters tried for Master Lock on Angle, angle broke out. Then after awhile Cena in ankle lock, everyone else appears to be on floor. Cena close to tapping out, then Michaels just WALLOPS him with sweet chin music. And pins him. then kane comes out. Cena and Michaels on floor, and Carlito and Masters get dominated by Kane. Then kane lookin' for someone to choke slam, Michaels gets up, get's choke slammed, then Cena gets up, gets choke slammed. (Don't know why Kane ain't pin one of them), but then he go to Carlito and Masters, they SOMEHOW knock out Kane, and pin him. So then it's michaels and Cena, and Michaels see cena on floor lyin' down, he go to do elbow drop, does it. Stomps for Cena, and knocks him straight in the chin with the sweet chin music. Doesn't pin him, because Carlito and Masters there, and they somehow take michaels out. Then cena on floor, and Carlito like, "MASTA LOCK!! MASTA LOCK! YEA YEA!! That's COOL!!!"
And Chris Masters locks it in, then Carlito knock masters in the balls, pins him. Then makes a "That's cool!" face, but Cena get him from behind, and pins him. And wins.

then all of a sudden Vince music plays, he like "NOBODY GO ANYWHERE!!!!!!! THERE WILL BE ONE MORE MATCH!!! THIS NEXT WRESTLER HAS DECIDED TO CASH IN HIS MONEY IN THE BANK!!" and out came Edge to his music

He in ring, Cena bloody as hell lying in corner, can't even see. Match begin Edge knock Cena down, then starts callin' him up for spear in corner. Knocks him with it. 1...2..... CENA then raise arm. Edge like WTF NIGGA?!?! and then he go to other corner start calling Cena up, hit him with spear, and this time gets 1,2,3 and wins.

But overall, wow @ how dope NEw Years revolution was. So ill. I think the fact that Cena retained title, AND lost it on same night, makes it even doper. good shit overall. You should order webcast. shit's worth it ~_~

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damn thanks spul!!!

lol word. Shit was so dope yo. Def worth the money I thought....

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sounds like it was, Ill be sure to watch RAW tonight

OHH and Edge in his interview after said, him and Lita gonna have rough sex or something like that, live on RAW. rofl

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Carlito is cool like apples and shit.

^lmao word. dude G'd up with all that hair and shit. ~_~

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This tourney is full of pussies. "Uuuh I'm a fuckin dumbass, I'ma sign up for a tourney even though I know I won't show, just to be an annoying cunt, uh yeah, sounds like a good plan, brain"

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Fee Fi Fo Fum, now bitch I'm a giant
And your ass is like Jack, but your magic beans is wack
Skills is what you lack
I'm like a Benz, you ain't even like a Cadillac
Ya more like a Reagal
I'm a pittbull and you's a beagel