bitch tryin to call me wack when you can't spell appeal
i'ma trained assassin it takes a second to kill
it takes half a second to kill you because your rhymes are weak
and mercy is for the weak i spit this shit to it's peak
go around getting butt fucked so i blast your ass
i shock with berretta bullets when i smack you fast
you with a finger in your ass and a dick in your mouth
you out getting man raped i put my dick in your spouse
we're in the court case your honor tell this bitch shy ho
get a restraining order before he gets blasted on
realise you can't touch my shit it's ice cold
prosecution rests after you blacked out case closed

you said "go around getting butt fucked, so i blast your ass?"/
what you trying say? what is you gay?, yeah ok look her fag/
obviously your revieling subconcious thoughts, in your cofession/
destined to find comfort with the same sex, for manly affection/
wirting about dicks in niggaz mouths, whats that all about/
you must like taking your erection going twords the backdoor route/
if this aint true then you need to watch how you use your words/
rethink your next post, or you just DECEITfully hiding what sex you prefer/

warlord? or gaylord?/ i see u was quick to hop on deceits dick/ maybe both of u guys like sucking off each others dick?/"stick ya dick up in ya ass cause your fucking up ya own shit"/dude ya got gay jedie mind tricks/you'd probable suck obe one konobes dick for a soda/jerk off chewbarker an try to skull fuck yoda/you'd be da only jedie wit a lightsaber up his ass underneath his toga/u wouldn't even try for queen amadalla/youd rather go for ja ja binks for a dollar/me say youse a fraud/me say youse gay war lord

boy you mention dick so much/i think u might of had it for lunch/
u da kinda person who drink sperm to wash it down and some butt crumbs for added crunch/u out of touch if u think star wars still hype/i'm a jet I you is still a tike/like them i'll win the battle with one word/callin you a nerd/boy when i buck why you lokin scurred

You can't make it on a record so why you fuckin up the forum
I don't need to call you wack, your battle record says it for you
So go away bitch, and never post in here again
The only reason you jumped in is cause they was talkin about men
And don't act like you don't suck dick wit a break neck skill
Your profile says it all, YO DIS CATS FROM FAGETTEVILLE

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Aye yo id love to diss on ur name but i cant even pronounce it/
just follow the bouncin ball cause ima go bounce it/
betch u cant even chief without coughin/
u diss on dude bout a record but whens ur shit droppin?/
and for real u need to change ur habitat/
u cant even write a punchline without usin all caps.

Don't make me attack until youre missin limbs
you can bounce the ball but you can't spit no hymns
and if you try to take shots you be hittin rims
cause your raps just cruddy like some Busted-Tims
It's spliviticus bitch, and i'm just bringin it honest
if you can't understand try hooked on phonics
You rap worth shit so make me a promise
you'll stick to slingin purses to pay for ya chronic
Get outta here bitch, youre just not wanted
Look at the records on this page, I got the only win on it.
OOps I beat you too long, I'll put down the belt
Sorry, when pussies try to diss I can't help myself

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hey get off tupacs dick/you probable look at his picture licking ya lips/one hand on da keyboard da other in ya pants getting ready to spit/admit it ya a faget spliviticus/u couldn't get girls to ride u if god turned u into a buss/your a faget guy/just 2 wins u better eat some humble pie/when u read dis in anger youll squint ya eyes/ya fronts just a disguise/you study other peoples lives/ research an revise/maybe youl get wise/ to realize 2 wins doesn't make u da shit just a fly

your lyrics knocked me out that's why i didn't post a hit
i misunderstood you bitch your worse than shit
keep your thought off of spliviticus's dick
you got your hands in your pants watching gay porno flicks
if god made you a bus it'd probly say this
'homosexuals only, we eat dick and swallow piss'
your rhymes are weak like bitches go eat some humble pie
realise you revise a gay playbook of rhymes
if you a bitchslapper you need to fuckin slap yourself
if i ever met your parents i would smack 'em with my belt
matter fact i met your mama, she was on a street corner
some needy faggot in spandex was fucking her for a quarter
i was about to blast 'em both cause they looked so bad
but then your mama turned around and shit, she was your dad

listen up deceit im better than hodini i got all da tricks/i had ya mama licking my nuts while i poked her vagaina lips/wit tooth picks/then we switched to chopsticks/while wewatched bruce lee flicks/she was screaming wa ta wa ta while i nunchuckerd her tits/ya mamas got swollen pussy lips/my sperm marks still on her hips/after i finished wit it 9 months later out of her pussy my son deceit she spit/yes im ya dad ,remember when i put 5 whole potatoes in ya mamas crotch an she spit out a bag of chips/then i peed on them shits/ an u an ya mom ate em like home made tortila chips using shit crumbs between her ass cheeks for dip/an u had shit on ya lip/ wit a got shit moustache smiling saying ya i live like da rich/so deceit before u get mad/just remember youll never be able to out rhyme dear old dad!

yo son why you thinkin this a game/ we can tell you is wack just look at dat name/ boy you is corny/lookin at pictures of yo moms prolly make you horny/sittin round da house lookin at ya pops gettin hard/talkin like you can spit but you ain't been in da be a few weeks/you is still an infant/laughed at da instant/i heard you spit your shit/talkin bout faggots/ain't dat da pot callin da kettle black/and to tell da truth ain't enough room in da wackness emergency center to point out all da shit yo rhymes lack

OK LET'S DANCE BUDDY BOY, I'LL INTRODUCE YA TO MY CUTTY TOY, LOCATED IN MY MOUTH, REPPIN' THAT NY TO THE FULLEST BUT DWELLING IN THE SOUTH, WHOEVER JUST WON THIS BOUT' IS ABOUT TO BE KNOCKED THE %^&# OUT, LIKE POOH IN FRIDAY, MY DAY HAS ARRIVED TO SHOW YOU EMCEES HOW I FRY PLAY, WITH KIDS LIKE YA'LL IN MY FIELD, THIS RAP BE REAL NO FICTION IN MY SKILLS, JUST SILENT KILLS LIKE A MUZZLE'S ON MY THING THAT MAKES YOUR CAP PEELED. WHEN CAN I ADVANCE PASS YOU ROOKIES, CAUSE NOW THAT I'M ON THIS COMPUTER SCREEN A LOT OF YOU CATS WANT TO ACT LIKE 5TH PERIOD AND PLAY HOOKIE, BUT I'M GOD SENT SO I'M BOUND TO CATCH YA, AND ANYTHING YA'LL THROW BACK I'M GUARANTEED TO MATCH YA, AND IF YOU SPIT ANYTHING STUPID BY MISTAKE I MIGHT REACH THROUGH YOUR KEYBOARD AND SMACK YA, DON'T GET MAD BECAUSE YOU LACK THE, ESSENTIAL NECESSITIES TO TOUCH A SORRY ME OR A BETTER ME. COME ON KIDS SMILE BECAUSE THE WAR IS SOON OVER, AND GUESS WHAT FOR REAL THE WAR IS SOON OVER, AND WHILE YA'LL LIGHTING UP AND TIPPING UP I'M STEADY SOBER, AND THIS WORLD ONLY NEEDS ME & MY MIC BECAUSE THREE'S COMPANY AND I'M GETTING MAD LIKE MR. ROPER, SOMETIMES I HOPE FOR A SCOPE TO VIEW YOU FAR FETCH RAPPERS, BECAUSE THE LIGHT WON'T COME ON FOR YOU FAKE GANGSTAS WITH OR WITHOUT A CLAPPER, I'M BACK TO, MY BASIC INSTINCTS, NOW I UNCROSS YOUR LEGS LIKE THE LADY IN THE WHITE DRESS SO WE CAN SEE YOUR TRUE COLORS CAUSE MANY OF YA'LL ARE PINK WITH WHAT YOU THINK WITH, AND IF I DID'NT KNOW ANY BETTER I'LL PROBABLY WINK WITH, MY LEFT EYE, OK LET ME CALM DOWN BECAUSE YA'LL ARE NEW TO THIS AND I DON'T WANT YOU TO SWEAT GUY, AND SINCE I WROTE THIS ONE WITH NO BLUNT I'M GOING TO LET YOU CHUMPS GO BACK AND GET HIGH.

thats a lotta rhymin
waste of timin

get me my man must ave been climbing/
but u no im shining