lmao... yall got some madddd funny shyt in here.. keep it comin... hahahhahahahah i love it

So this guy is out talking to his friend when he turns to his friend and says i think perhaps my wife is dead
The guy turns to him and says why do u say that
The man replys "The sex is the same but the laundry is starting to pile up"

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/\ laughed my fucken ass off when everyone in my house was sleepin'

WHAT THE FUCK LETS BATTLE

things to do taking an exam

1) grab your exam, run out of the room screaming, i have the documents andrew
2)15 minutes into the exam stand on your chair rip up your exam and yell merry christmas. ask the teacher for another exam cus, you lost it.
3the whole time of the test, think aloud, argue with yourself and discuss answers.

I LIKE THAT ONE FILED

There's a camel an a elephant, the elephant says to the camel
"You ugly, look at you with two balls on your back"

the camel replies

"Fuck off, at least I don't have a big dick in the middle of my face"

lmao /\ ha ha

A man and his wife go to their honeymoon place for their 25th anniversary.
As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband: "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?"
The husband replied: "All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry."
Then, as the wife undressed, she asked: "What are you thinking now?"
He replied: "It looks like I did a pretty good job."

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A husband, one bright sunny morning, turns to his lovely wife, "Wife, we're going fishing this weekend, you, me and the dog."
The wife grimaces, "But I don't like fishing!"
"Look! We're going fishing and that's final."
"Do I have to go fishing with you... I really don't want to go!"
"Right I'll give you three choices... 1 You come fishing with me and the dog... 2 You give me a BLOW JOB.... 3 or you take it up the ass!"
The wife grimaces again, "But I don't want to do any of those things!"
"Wife I've given you three options.. You'll HAVE to do one of them! I'm going to the garage to sort out my fishing tackle, when I come back I expect you to have made up your mind!"
The wife sits and thinks about it.
Twenty minutes later her husband comes back, "Well! What have you decided? FISHING with me and the dog, BLOW JOB, or ass?"
The wife complains some more and finally makes up her mind, "O.K. I'll give you a blow job!"
"Great!" He says and drops his pants. The wife is on her knees doing the business. Suddenly she stops, looks up at her Husband, "Oh! It tastes absolutely disgusting... It tastes all shitty!"
"Yes!" says her husband "The dog didn't want to go fishing either.

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both of those are fucking disgusting, but very funny

thats funny^

^not really.

its a rabbit in a toaster, thats dope.

ok, how many women with pmt does it take to change a lightbulb?


none, they just sit in the dark and bitch.