niggas say they raw but dont DAIR SAY it to dis FIGHTER//
cuz i'll torch you with rhymes or with HAIR SPRAY and a LIGHTER//
sinch ya lips, leave u burned to a crisp//
have my hairspray and lighter melt da ice on ya wrist//
niggas think they raw but i say DAMN EM'//
cuz i'll spark up and spray at random//

next weapon: pizza cutter

imma take this cutta and slice him up easily like butta//
then take his cheese and leave, did i studda//
come back lada, take a slice, of his body, put it o the wall//
and shoot it with a shotty, cook him, and yell last call//
then ur doga and rats come to eat upur tomatto sauce/
then i leave again, given your pets some floss//


weapon: spork
if you dont know what that is then use this
toothpick

fuck this ^^ nigga his flows are useless//
i'll poke out ya eyes with toothpicks//
carve my name on ya forehead with any end of it//
he's beggin me to stop but he recommended it//
even with a toothpick i'm no fuckin joke//
cuz i'll launch 100 toothpicks at ya throat////

next weapon- hole puncher

Dont come any closer or yo ass gettin hole punched
I love the sound a small parts on ya body go crunch
Leave you like swiss cheese then have you fo lunch
Throw you up and ship you off in a fuckin boat
Leave you there to get ate up by a goat
and if this hole puncher aint big enough I'LL SHOVE IT DOWN YA THROAT


Next Weapon:50 cents mouth

usin 50's mouth i spit raw
flows cum hotter than wen he spit tha bullet out of his jaw
nigga i would bite u w/ his mouth but it mite b weak
cuz his grill is missin teeth thats y he slur wen he speak
so i just take out his dentures & throw them 2 shatter ur membrane
hit u so many times in 1try have u goin insane

next weapon=ur pinky toe

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"i ain't no fuckin g i'm a cannibal i ain't tryin 2 shoot u i'm tryin 2 chop u into pieces & eat u"-Eminem

"CHI CHI GET THA YAYO"-Tony Montana

i,ma use my pinky toe
and kill diss stinky hoe
stick it up yo stingy nose
and let tha fungus grow
let tha green show
to blow ya mind, wit my pinky toe
show u, u slow wit one line
and b like nelly wit and OOO....

next weapon: a sneaker

I bend down to my sneaker and tie my laces
Ready to break Kenoras teeth leavin gappy spaces
Leave him bucktoothed and broken in a smile
Kick him in his ass when he leaves so he goes a mile
I'll hand this kid my sneaker cuz he's a tweaker
Go pawn it off cuz its worth more than ur rhymes cuz they weaker
Weaker than anythin ive ever read before, I could die
But i don't wanna die so readin ur rhymes i wont try

The only time you bend down is making way for your friends
He wants hot lyrics so bad he's at home baking some pens
You never even left a weapon, so what shall i do to you?
You'll get booty shoed, kicking this shit whilst bruising you
I'm losing you, you cant contest so get to the helping forum
Your rhymes aint shining to viewers, infact son you just bore 'em!

Next weapon : numbchucks (however you spell it!)

cowabunga dude!hey look im michaelangelo!
numbchucks cross ur face while i diss on ur flow.
i challenge u to a dewl,mr british icycle.
take ur thumb out ur ass,here u go try this pickle
u lil fruit fly ur raps make me laugh
im done with this fool,next weapon a staff

Aight son so i see i'm battling this turtle freak
Now i'm sober your dead, put that staff over your head
You bending over in agony, then the cunt cries
IcY rams the fucking staff where the sun shines!
PillBoy's better now he get pleasure, i'll ignite this dork
Instead, the next weapon gotta be a knife n fork!

well i guess ill set the table hey kids u like icy
im gonna melt his ass into water and make us some iced tea
but b4 i do that i gotta torture him first
it's kinda hard to fuck with a guy who carries a purse
knife and fork is that how u get down mr.icy
well ill slit ur throat and use the fork to poke ur eyes,freak!

next weapon:a pack of ramen noodles

Open-packs of ramen noodles, hopen-that...
i can feed ya hungar, cause ya spoken-smack...
Jam them right down-ya-throat, so ya choke..
Cause ya a clown-to-joke, in ya spit ya soak..
Listen to you gurgle, laughing like Steve Urkel..
Cause ya body traced in a white circle..

Next Weapon-- A Camera

OHHH SHITT!!!! Lets give PillBoy and Icy a round of applause
I aint writin' 'bout noodles both yall get fucked in the yard
How 'bout lets just shut Icy up and stick a dick in his jaws
If there were two dudes in your room you'd wanna monage
Enough just give up you suck I know it's blunt but truthful
but, since I dont jump to conclusions Ill give you once. That easy, but b4 we get started atleast wipe off the cum dried your cheeks please

next weapon:prosthetic limb

i'll beat you, go out on a limb//
that kid> ^ im doubting of him//
hes too wack, ill beat you upside the head//
with my leg, then youll be dead//
its plastic, round, like a dildo//
hed fuk one, if not, he will tho//

lol^ im tired .

anyway..next weapon...

some guys johnson .