I killed this old man once , an' he came back from the dead to get his wallet back... lmao.... nah, i woke up wit a ghost jumpin' on my bed once, i slept with the light on 4 two weeks after that...

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this one time at band camp

a ghost ate all the cookies

and and

bruklor fucked it in the ass

so it came

You missed the part where I stuck a flute in it’s pussy while acting pimp like Donald Trump – Hit It In Rear!

how could i forget that

lmao..

..I've had a closer encounter with a ghost..that dropped bills on the doormat

U ever been asleep and then u get awoken by something but your so frozen in fear u cant scream or move or anything...but u really dont know if your still dreaming or sleeping but u have no control of your body..that shit happened a couple oftimes to me I felt a presence behind me but I wouldnt trun around cause I couldnt and i went to hit the wall with my fist and couldnt move my hand or even yell for somebody...

yeah that was freaky but thats about it.

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^ I am not a ghost.



Anyway, one time I had to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night. I opened the door and saw an old man ghost on the shitter. I was scarred for life. Now I hold it til morning.

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^lmao..

there was 2 i was reading on this site that was pretty scary....These are seriously true

1. There was some little kid who woke his parents up one night from screaming...and the parents asked him what it was and he said "there was someone tickling my feet and talking to me"...i thought that was pretty freaky.

2. And there was some boy who had sleeping problems (hes 4 years old) because when ever he closes his eyes at night he says he see's monsters and demons and such, there not nightmares or anything because hes not asleep he just sees them and the doctors say in a few years if it keeps happening that he has a good chance of being possessed

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Docotor's saying he has a good chance of being possessed. WTF? Since when did doctors start diagnossing demonic possesion. That is in direct contrast with thier chosen field of study. It would not only lable them as "Quacks" but nullify thier medical and professonal credentials. If this is true the doctors license to pratice would be yanked in five minutes after making that statement in the Country (USA). It would not only kill the lucrative practice of "Shrinks" but criminal acts would go unpunished by reason of demonic possesion. That is the stupidist thing a Doctor could ever say, if he wanted to continue a respectable practice of any kind.

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I thought my grandad was a naked ghost. . but he was just naked. . I think i'd prefer to have seen a ghost

^^ Lol

well i got one

it was like 3 am in the morning i was on the phone talkin to some girl and then my door creeked open like 1/4 of it opened.... i thought it was my dad or mom or sometin ...so i was like yo ma ima hit u bak later or sometin so it saw the door and no1 said nothin and it happened half way and i saw like a white shirt...so i was like dad?? dad?? and no1 said nothin and the door banged open and i was like wtf??? my heart was like beatin super fuckin fast.and i screamed and shit.... i got like 3 more stories....and 1 ufo story hollaz i'll drop more

i gotz nun...but pretty weird

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Well I don't have stories...I heard a couple and I'll remember them for ya.
I have a superstition..
This is like A Dominican superstition, I think T.R might've heard this.
Well...Dominicans don't like Haitians and Vice Versa, so there's one little superstition about Hatians,lol. It says: If you walk down the street late at night and you see a little Hatian boy there walking, DO NOT HELP HIM. He's lost and all, but when you help the fool, he'll never let go of you or some shit, and then Hatian witch doctors and shit start to appear, and who knows what happens after. Its funny, but still scary.
And some of these stories is like watching the most Haunted Places on TV

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One day we were having chicken for dinner, and the pan was sitting on the counter and cooling. I was in my room doing homework and the dog was next to me, my sisters were in their rooms doing the same. My dad was outside and my mom was in the bathroom. When she comes to check on the chicken and other food, she calls us all down to ask if we took the chicken. I come downstairs and look at the pan to see that all of the chicken is gone. You can just see the outlines of the pieces in the juice. The dog didn't get it because he was with me. There were no drips of juice on the counter or the floor. Nothing.

We wound up ordering out that night.

My dog has a tendency to bark at the front door. I open it to show him no one is there but he continues to bark and growl.


At Thanksgiving dinner last year, we all went over to my aunt's house. One of the guests was my my little three year old cousin. My grandfather died in 1998, and she was born in 2000. So there we are, eating dinner and my grandmother goes on talking about the "then-potential" war in Iraq and gets onto talking about her deceased husband and what he did during WWII. My little cousin then asked her mother, "Who is that behind her?" She then continued to describe my grandfather standing behind my grandma at the dinner table on Thanksgiving. A man she had never seen before in her life. A man who doesn't have any pictures hanging on our walls for her to see.