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Old 01-24-04, 11:38 PM   #1
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Beginner's mistake. If you need the rush, you go out of town to rape someone.

If you need the lust, you study your victim. Pick a woman close to you that you know is emotionally weak and easily manipulatable. When you rape her, do your best to make sure she doesn't know it's you, but if you like that added rush make sure not to leave any marks on her or and DNA evidence (condoms) and wear gloves. Never rape someone that you know can over power you.

That's why not a lot of people are too big on raping men. Yes, raping a heterosexual man is a lot better as they feel more violated, but it's dangerous as men are naturally stronger and more emotionally sound than women.

But that's just been my experience.

~Thanks for this insightful learning experience on how to rape..
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Old 01-23-04, 11:40 PM   #2
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Old 01-24-04, 12:03 AM   #3
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I just keep picturing a skinny ass dude getting swung into walls by his ankles.....and a lady that looks like the principal off Matilda is doing the swinging.
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Old 01-24-04, 03:20 AM   #4
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I no sumone whos been raped in prison...
name was Chrit
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Old 01-24-04, 03:25 AM   #5
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....not...funny....it's not rape if he agrees to it..
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Old 01-24-04, 03:27 AM   #6
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He didnt agree to it..i thought it was funny why wud sumone agree to it..wtf
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Old 01-24-04, 02:33 PM   #7
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where the fuck do you get these bullshit news articles?? that onion site?
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Old 01-24-04, 03:14 PM   #8
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LOL. Brilliant. This is 1 dope story
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Old 01-24-04, 03:25 PM   #9
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Old 01-24-04, 03:55 PM   #10
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lol who the hell wants to fuck a 275 pound women....anyways fat women need loving to lol
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Old 01-24-04, 04:32 PM   #11
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I think "attempted rape" should come with a mandatory 5 years! Give the victim enough time to relocate!
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Old 01-24-04, 08:16 PM   #12
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Err... thanks for the rape 101 Necromancer

I dont see how a man can get raped. I'm inclined to believe that 99% of men would be happy to get raped, depending on the looks of the woman thats doing it.
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Old 01-24-04, 11:33 PM   #13
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Err... thanks for the rape 101 Necromancer

I dont see how a man can get raped. I'm inclined to believe that 99% of men would be happy to get raped, depending on the looks of the woman thats doing it.


::Sneaks up behind wogzta, bends him over, and rapes him::

You're assuming that it's a WOMAN that is going to rape a man.

Did you not read the part where I said it is more satisfactory to rape a man anally than a woman because they are more humiliated by it?

And even if it was a woman, you're assuming the guy likes women. Or women of that type. What if your grandma went on a sex craving trip and forced your head between her legs, hm?

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Old 01-25-04, 12:57 AM   #14
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lol.. who's gonna rape a fat chick anyways ?
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