Just the other day I was kicking it at work/ doing my job and hanging up a shirt/ the boss steped up all full of anger/ caught him in his chin with a fucking coat hanger/ ran to the front of the store/ grabed that blonde whore cuz i wanted some more/ so i unravled that bitched and made it a wire/ said id kill the slut and she called me a liar/ strangled her off and put her under my tire/

Next Weapon--Tire Iron

damn, that's a hard one

i got my tire iron, what can i do with it?/
i sneak up on ya, and then hit u with it/
ill smack u where ya jaw is and unscrew ya sockets/
more creative wit this tool, than the average common logic/
shuv it down ya throat till it comes out ya ass/
and damn u better hope that gon die fast/
break ya kneecaps, and make them ya temples/
use various other parts to fill in the dents and dimples/
i sharpen the tip, to stab my victim with it/
bust ya lip, im a nechropheliac so i "hit" it(the dead body)/

next weapon: achondroplasia or an achondroplasiac

Ay yo....
I sneek on niggaz wit a weapon thats snazier/
altho it's a deformation of bone the shits called achondroplasia/
Jazzier, than a tire iron, coat hanger a brick and an ice pick/
It's sick, Haunt your insides and attack at your skeleton/
Fuck up your spine, crack through ya skull and turn your brain into gellatin/
And deform and dwarf your body, I'll make you look more uglyier than the relic can/
achondroplasia....yeah whateva man
lets keep the weapons on a knowledge basis and on steady plan....

~Strict~

Next weapon: Knuckles & Fists

i dont need a heat to make ya knees buckle//
i got iron fist that connect to make you think it's brass knuckles//
and then hit everyone who saw you//
and end it all with a code red mountain dew and a chuckle//


next weapon= tea cup

Niggaz
better pray to
Jesus/beat you to death
with a tea cup/
get ya knees crushed/
jab you in the throat with the handle now it's hard
to breathe slut/
so ease up or catch two lumpz/
smack you so hard with fine china it feels like two pumpz/

nice 1 2 leave ill jus say nuffin

i have nothin in hand no gun or bomb jus my mic/
i know my raps i fucked but i jus ent no dyke/
its struck 2 me that all these lights/
shine every day so fuckin bright/
then i realise i have no weapon & then i quickly die/

my weapon:- MR BURNS

yo me an mr burns we was chillin on the roof of a buildin
then i got this feelin ~ to start killin
i knocked him right of the top/i heard a splat and i knew that he got got
looked to the bottom and what did i see
he landed on some dude ~ it looked like an zombie orgy

next weapon: dildo

ya bitcha made u a pictcha witta rubba dildo/slitcha neck in the three places and she promised shed never quit sooo/ i stick this dildo down her throat until she cant breath/ instead of cummin in her mouth i just nut on her sleeve/


next weapon:

"iced out" sewing needle

This thread has got me wilding in a murderous rage
So I find some wack textcee who's never heard of this page
Now I'll steal and old Wu-Tang tactic that's illegal at best
I'm gonna sew your asshole shut, and then I'll feed you to death

Next Weapon: Dictionary

Peace

my editions damn near five years old/but i'll beat your ass with the binder, weighing you down by words in bold/hit you once for each word, ass kicked from a to z/months in the hospital but at least you've built a better vocabulary//

NEXT WORD: Sticks

Fuck guns and all that shit, i cause torture by using sticks/ram'm in your dick hole with thorns on'm and give it a twist/pull it out with all my might, hear you scream as it rips/two posts in one response, i hope the mods don't get pissed//

NEXT WEAPON: Toenail clippers

make ya go blind cuz i attack with fiber optics/ then
slice ya chest open and eat ya heart with chop sticks/


next weapon:

a question

will i hunt ya then confront ya when you get in my sight?//
will i spit millions of questions and leave ya in paniky fright?//
will i ask so many ya brain will start to wonder?//
will i keep on goin leavin ya mind a blunder?//
will you get so confused that ya head will pops?//
i just killed ya wiht questions-give me my props//

next weapon- a poor etheopian kid

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i disrupt ya nervous system make ya passout/
slice ya body up and let the etheopion kid eat ya ass out/

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