Originally Posted by C.A.L.I

Yo I Was Listening To My Dip Set Album And Trying To Smoke Some Weed In My Room All Alone With Candles Lit Listening To Gasta Music When 297 Cops Came In With Aks And Gernades So I Snatched Up My M-16 And Shit Like 100 Of Them Off The Muscle Cuz They Aint Take They Shoes Off And They Was Tracking Mud On My Persian Carpet Then Like 20 Of My Hoes That Live With Me Grabed They Knifes And Was Cutting Cops Up On Some Prince Of Persia Shit Yo It Was Crazy So I Shut My Tv And Shit Off And Told Them Step Outside Cuz I Aint Wanna Get Blood On My Mink Sheets.so Anyways We In The Backyard And Im Doing Some Moves I Learned On Mortal Combat And Shit I Got 2 Nunchukes And Im Catching Bullets And Shit And Throwing Them Back I Learned That In A Old Chow Young Fat Flick Owrd.so After I Killed All The Cops Mad Jets Came And Started Dropping Bombs So I Caught The Bombs And Threw Them Back So Now Shits Kinda Calm.i Fucked All My Hos For Being Loyal And Shit I Got Some Dope Bitches Anways Jlo Halle Berry Glory Valez You Know Just Some Averge Sluts So I Nutted All On The Faces And Shit On Tape.so Now Its Fucked Up Cuz I Got Like 600000 Tons Of Coke And I Gotta Move It Before The Army Gets Here Cuz Bush Called Me And Said He Aint Playing And Hes Tired Of Me Suppling The Eastern Sea Border So What Should I Do?i Know I Can Take The Army Cuz I Got Super Powers And Shit But I Dont Want People To Know My Secret Indenity.so What Shoud I Do?