i can read lol....i may cop it cuz i can get it free...i'ma review it here too lol

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I used to watch wrestling was I was younger, and John Cena wasn't that skilled on the TV show from what I heard. It was really basic. Here's his theme song lyrics though, I don't know if he wrote this himself or anything, but whatever.


Whether fightin, or spittin, my discipline is unforgiven
Got you backin up, in a defensive position
An ass-kickin anthem, heavyweight or bantam
Holdin camps for ransom, the microphone phantom
Teams hit the floor, this the new fight joint
Like a broken needle kid, you missin the point!
We dominate your conference with offense that's no nonsense
My theme song hits, get your reinforcements!
We strike quick with hard kicks, duckin ice picks
Bare-knuckle men through fight pits, beat you lifeless
Never survive this! Get forget like Alzheimer's
Two-face rappers, walk away with four shiners
The raw rhymer, turnin legends to old-timers
My incisor's like a viper, bitin through your one-liners!
New Deadman Inc. - and we about to make you famous
Takin over Earth and still kickin in Uranus!

By those lyrics, he's better than 50.... think about it...

"ill take you to the candy shop....
...................................... you can suck my lollipop....................................."

this cena guy vs that kills it.

Plus hes famous, so he = money.

But still, all mainstream music is gay, what did you expect?

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http://www.cheersbigears.com/cena/

lmao lmfao gahhahahahahaha

yeah i think nick cannons pretty decent too....... now some of yall ignorant mother fuckers gonna hate this, but to tell u the truth i think bow wow is the dude to look out for......... he been rhymin for SOOO long...... and hes grown now and deserves just as much respect as say a 17 year old cassidy or lil wayne if he comes nice and proves himself..... so watch out for him i think he got some new shit droppin soon........ thas what i heard........ he just gotta clear his name from bein associated with bubble gum teen girls like it used to be....... thats gonna be the hard part.....

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Cena > 50 Cent

But still it's sad. What is the rap industry coming to? Man, I'm glad I'm a christian rapper.

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haha damn cuz where u get ur avys from?

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^^^^^^^damn thats fuckin dope i rember hearin that when i watched wrestling but i heard somewhere that hes planin on dissin eminem to get his sopt as the best white rapper

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Clcik Hear To Hear My Music

hahahahahah for real Cena dissing eminem?

eminem would kill him, resurrect him, kill him again, resurrect him, take all his base so that all his base are belong to him, have sex with every girl Cena has ever met, shit on every person Cena holds dear, and then kill his dog and then become a fireman and set cena on fire and then put him out and then set him on fire. And then not put him out. and then go to germany and become the new hitler. later on that day the new hitler was overpowered and forced to stand down from the throne.

He was outraged, to say the least, and said to those who forced him to stand down from the throne; "My dear friends... I have a proposal to make... If I bring you the three ancient artifacts of the lost tribe of hazuka, may I retain my title as king of new germansy?" ... They agreed hesitantly.

The new Hitler fortunately had a connection in Hungary, a man who formerly went by the name of starky. Tracking him down may have been of some difficulty, but nonetheless, he made his way to the capital city of Hungary. Many folk legends told stories of attacks by natives, and a hero named "Starkoy" who fought for the cities freedom, but then retreated to live a life in the high mountain ranges surrounding the area. Obviously, this was the man he was looking for.

Later on that day, starving and thirsty, Hitlers boat arrived at the bottom of wishward falls, adjacent to the rockface, wishward canyon, where starky was rumoured to live. His taxi boat driver informed him the shack was just up the cliff, but to enter he would need something of starky's. The boater offered him a strange looking item, under the base of which was a label: "Starky's keepsake." Hitler thanked the boater and left to climb wishward canyon.

It was a long 5 days before he reached the summit. It would be too sad to detail this journey, so lets just leave it at he arrived at the shack eventually. Upon arrival, he removed "Starky's keepsake" from his pack. *Click*. The door was unlocked, and he entered, but was soon dissapointed. It was nothing more than a mouldy chair, cracked wooden floors and a termite infested table. He entered, in disbelief, to find flowers on the ground with a message... "R.I.P. Starky. You will forever be in our hearts as a great warrior."... Damn. Hitler needed rest, and decided to spend the night in the shack.

At midnight, he woke by a strange aura of light in the centre of the room. A black vortex that gave off a green aura had appeared in the floor of the shack. He approached it. He could see it, but when he tried to touch it it was as if it didn't exist. He remembered the friendly boatman's advice... "to enter... you need something of Starky's." Intriguing. He grabbed starky's keepsake from his bag and held it near to the vortex. The blackness turned white, the green turned a sea blue. Hitler fainted.

When he woke, the day was bright. He was still in the shack but it was freshly furnished and gave off a radiant vibe. Where was he? A kettle of boiling water steamed on the table. After making himself some coffee with bean powder and a mug that were already on the table, the door to the shack swung open.

There stood Starky. No more than 25 years of age, with long, dreadlocked blue hair. "Hey mahn, you awake..." He smiled. "I came hohme a week ago, and ya was out cold on me floor... Gave ya a bed and some wahta, and let ya sleep fohr a while... So who ahre ya and where ya from mahn?" ...
"My name is Hitler of New Germansy. I'm trying to find a man named Starky."
Starky replied, "Here I am mahn, what can I do for ya?"
"I need an artifact called the pendragon sigil, of the lost hazuka tribe."
"Mahn! you're in luck! I dohnt know what ya mean by lost, but you is in the country, Hazuka. Its full of Hazukans... I'll take you too the city if yah want.... There WAS a lost tribe... The tribe of hungary, but they died out centuries ago, yah?"

Hitler was shocked. It appeared he was in some kind of alternate dimension. The hungarians had died out, and the lost Hazuka tribe, or at least they were in his dimension, was now running the country. In his dimension Starky was a deceased hero, in this alternate dimension it seemed Starky was a jamaican native. He sat and talked to Starky for hours, about how Hitler could have come to be in this dimension. Starky told of a legend, that stated an amazing vortex was hidden in these parts, and to open it you needed two keys; A person, called the portal trigger, who was chosen by fate to be able to change dimensions, and a keepsake of that person. He looked under a bed to find Starky's keepsake, which he had misplaced upon entrance to the dimension. Hitler looked to the base of the keepsake and to his horror, the label read:

"Hitler's Keepsake"

This must mean that in this dimension, HITLER WAS THE PORTAL TRIGGER. Starky was amazed, and agreed to side with Hitler a hundred percent on his journey, as legends told the portal trigger was a heavenly being. They rested, and the next morning set out on a journey to the city.

Days later they arrived at the city's gates. The gates were guarded by men armed with metal staves. "What business do you have here?" The guards asked as Starky and Hitler approached.
"Yo man, dohnt wahrry. We just gettin three sigils for my friend here."
"Entrance granted... You may proceed."

The sigils were not hard to come by, there were market stalls everywhere and Starky used his Hazukan dollars to purchase three for Hitler. The city seemed eerie. There was an odd air about. Starky had not come here for months, as he lived off animals in the wild and slept in his shack. They asked some bystanders, and found that Hazuka now had a new leader. They shrugged it off, Starky stuffed himself with the local delicacy, and they left for the exit of the city. When they got there, the guards approached them.

"The general has ordered us to take the man in this picture into captivity. Sir, you must come with us to stand before the General, Karsh." They showed them the picture............ It was Hitler. Starky insisted he come along, to assure no harm was done to Hitler. They were then taken to Karsh's Palace and into the throne room. Karsh entered. "Hitler! I have been searching for you for a long time... hahaha... Finally, the portal trigger is within my grasp!" ... Starky butted in: "How did you kn-"
"SILENCE!... " His men tied hitler's wrists and feet and a strange looking orb was placed into his hands. Karsh held a similar orb, smiling with an evil grin.
"YO whats goin on peepahl? This here is just me friend, he aint no portal trigger." Starky attempted a deception... and failed.

A dim light started to emit from both the orbs, and slowly grew. It got brighter and brighter, until the whole area was enshrouded in a white light that gave off a horrible screeching sound. When the light receeded, Karsh and Hitler were both lying on the floor. "Whoa mahn... thaht was crazy." Said Starky as he got up. Hitler stood up and the men released the ropes that bound him. He approached Karsh, took a knife from Karsh's holster, and sliced both of his legs, incapacitating him. "Yah mahn! Thats the whey!! Dont take no shit from no general!!" Starky cheered for Hitler. Hitler was coming towards Starky now. But something was odd. It may have been the way he moved, it may have been the look in his eyes. "You alright, mah-" Hitler stabbed Starky. His face turned from relief to pain, to anger to sorrow. The practice Karsh executed involving the two vortexual orbs in fact switched Karshes soul into Hitlers body, and Hitlers soul into Karsh's body. But Starky didnt know this... He blacked out from pain, not dead, but in hell. The one he had helped so much betrayed him, in his eyes, and began a deep hate from within his heart.

Hitler... or Karsh in Hitlers body I should say, left. And the two bodies of Karsh and Starky lay in the throne room of the palace, awaiting conciousness. Slowly brewing hate.........

To be continued...


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~A One-Man-Band production~

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wtf? lmao..............................John Cena sucks...... he hipnotizes wrestling fans.....cuz wrestling fans in my school say hes got flow and shit like that

^holy shit! lmao

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chillin' like refrigerators

lmfao second coming of vanilla ice......

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O.wning Y.ou D.aily

Y.ou Know My Style 20 Niggas Wit 40 Cals

wtf! that was hot but cena sucks dick and i hope for his sake he doesnt battle em.....right now wrestling fans will at least buy the garbage hes gonna come out with......once he gets murked its all over

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THIS RIGHT HERE HAS BEEN CERTIFIED FOR YEARS......BONAFIDE

I was flipping through the channels at my homie's house a a video of his
was on. It was called 'bad bad man' or some shit. Had to have been
the worst thing i've ever experienced.

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chillin' like refrigerators

Well if he gets made fun of maybe hell kick someones ass.

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