I had six teeth pulled and then I got the women dentist gave me a fucking lollipop.

BEAT THAT.

damn 6 teeth?

you aiight?

dis guy had all his teeth pulled cuz he thought he was getting dentures
( he's teeth were all rooted from the drugs he did)

guess what?
its been a year now and still no dentures

I acted a fool w/ my friend, & two girls at one of their cribs. When I took horse tranquilizers, doing stupid dances & shit. They wanted to kick me out, so one of the girls took me to the front door which was next to the other girls moms room. One hand on her tit, & we were in her friends moms bed romping.

Beat THAT.

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i had sex in my moms house while she and her church friends were in the other room praying..............i know.....im going to hell like constantine

I had sex in my x' front garden. Whilst her dad was in the garage, he is pretty old though.

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I merked 82.5 wack text heads in 1 day...beat dat, biatch!

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did it in with a girl in my 10 year old nephew bed.............busted but we never found were the sperm landed......i bet he did later that night

WTF @ having sex in all those odd places, damn, I have sex, but not in gardens and my cousins beds and shit. Ya'll just fucked man.

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The teeth weren't painful, I mean, it's just fucking teeth. Not like I got my hip removed and I was hitten with a sledgehammer in the nuts while it was happening.

the real bad thing was how I would eat the lollipop.

hmmm i really dont have n e amazing stories to tell on this one, but there was this one night, when i used to buy hotels everyweekend where me, my friend donnell, sarah, and my girlfriend were all there, but then donnell had to leave to pick up more people and there wasnt enuf room in the car, so i stayed behind with the gurls............. ummm... well, sarah and my gurl were best friends and my gurl kinda just started givin me some dome and n then she told her friend to do it to me and she was givin me head, and they kept alternating.... lol it was kinda funny, both were hot.... but after that sarah kept sending me text messages about how much she wanted to fuck me.. but then i just showed them to my gurl to piss her off... cuz i never really liked sarah... lol n e ways thats about it...

oh n heres a lil motivation for you in another story.... IF AT FIRST YOU DONT SUCCEED TRY, TRY AGAIN... LOL

aight so i was chillin w/ my friends and we were at davids.. (he was visiting from the marines) and david didnt want the ppl to spend the nite cuz they had spent the whole week over n he was annoyed, so he told them they couldnt stay that nite... n they were tryin to get me to come with them n drink that nite n this gurl amy was tellin every1 that she wanted to fuck me if i chilled with them... so i was exited... lol but me n david end up droppin them off for the nite n e ways n pickin up these other broads, one was hot as hell n i didnt even think i had a chance... n e ways we ended up getting the ppl we had dropped off again, so we were all just drinkin and ciphering in the back yard, then i was tryin to get with amy and she was fakin on me n was tryin to go to sleep... ends up i started flirting with the really hot gurl and david, colleen me and amanda<the gurl... had to share a room to sleep in... well me n amanda got the couch n she asked if i wanted head... one thing led to another n yea I HIT THE HOTTTT ONEEEEEE!!!! the next morning amy was so pissed at me for getting with sum1 else... SO IF A BITCH IS FAKIN, GO GET A HOTTER ONE N PISS HER OFF!!!!

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hit the sig....,.,.

^dude ur an idiot first of all... second.. thats not a good trick considering you can jsut controll alt delete that mufugga...

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