ewwwww ........

man cyberin is dope

ive never tried it with a dude before tho

Tiizzzzzzzy

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Man, I was flirting with this girl on my friend's webcam, shit was dope. I was like 'let's play Halo 2, if you know what I mean' and she's like 'sounds...kinky.'

And she's giving me this sexy look. And I raise to my feet and put my hands together like a gun. "You do the same."

"Okay, I'll play, baby," and she does the same.;

And I'm like "go scout ahead for the flood."

And she shrugs and walks around. And I make shooting sounds with my mouth.

"I shot you in the back with my shotgun, hoe."

"What the fuck, dude?"
"You're dead, bitch!"
"Man, fuck you."

As you can imagine, she blocked me.

lmao

That was iight.

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Soundclick

^^ LMAO

that shit was clownin

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A Queer That Voted On my Battles Constently


^ even after it says if u dont understand dont vote


some people that are mods on here

Life story Play-By-Play. Shit never changes. But, I wanna get one, just so I can flirt with bitches easier. Some girls on tha net is freaks, they just only talk to cats wit webcams.

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I'm going to start talking on webcams with a plastic pistol that looks real and a ski-mask, and swing the gun and act like I'm about to shoot something and talk quick and in a panic.

'Hey there doll, GET BACK BITCH, I'LL GET TO YOU LATER HOE'. It'll be dope.

^shut up^
You just typed abuncha ignorant shit.


CB4

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...I was insulted...

by a gas station...